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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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    Charlotteflair

    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

  • Captain Crieff
    Captain Crieff

    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

  • What is life
    What is life

    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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There's a troll in the girl's bathroom! AHHHHHH!

 

 

*Later*

 

 

Whoops, sorry. That was just Gwyneth.

 

 

 

 

 

:D

 

:laugh3:

:laugh3:anything related to HP is awesome <3

 

THAAAAAAAAAT <3

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chris: WOW thats a huge cake!!

jonny: MUST. HAVE. CAKE..

will: ugh i cant see!! guy tell me where to go!!

guy: okay so keep on going..wait no..

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*The four guys leaving the cinema*

 

Jonny: Such a wasted time. I didn´t like the movie. The 3D effects were very trashy.

Chris: I´m fed up with you, paparazzi from hell. What do you want to see. Yeah I ate my popcorns. See? The bucket is empty. I made a hole on it to yell YOU SUCK.

Will: He´s gonna have nightmares. I´ll have to sing him tonight.

 

 

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Guy: This pic is fot the win. Finally I´m in the front.

Chris: Mmm... I know what you´re thinking. This sexy scot is more than you can resist. I know you´re thinking thirty things you daring daring baby. Don´t worry, it´s happening the same to me.

 

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Will: Hey, this room is great. The view is to the swimming pool... OH MY... that old ladies saw us :bomb:

Chris: And they are showing us their bubbies! :wink3:

Jonny: Where where? Ooooh... I can see :sweatdrop: Let´s invite them to the room.

Guy: Jonny, that would be aaaaawwwesome.

Chris: Ok, let´s go.

 

 

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Will: *My hand hurts*

Fan1: And sign here, and here... oh and there.

Fan2: Will you marry me?

Chris: I said no.

Fan2: F*ck you then.

Jonny: Ok, where else? :angry:

Fan3: Here. Hey Will don´t make scrawls! You´re getting lazy, useless men.

Fan4: And smile when we take the photo. I don´t want you to put the face you have now.

Guy: *It´s just a moment. They bought our merch and CDs. Hang on, in half an hour you´ll be at home plucking the feathers of a chicken.*

 

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The man behind: We´ve got´em.

Guy: Sir, you promised us some beers and candies. You told us they were here in the car. Where are we going? Sir?

*No response*

Jonny: Oh oh, this is not good.

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Chris: I am Chris, and I am singer and leader of this band.

Will: I am Will Champion, and I am the drummer.

Guy: I am Guy, and I am the bassist.

Jonny: I am Jonny, and I am Chris's boyfriend.

*Everyone stops; turns, and looks at Jonny*

Jonny: Uhhh. I mean, I'm the guitarist.

 

 

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AieeeeK! The fangirls! They've got me!

 

 

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Eeeew, the microphone just went up my nose!

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*The four guys leaving the cinema*

 

Jonny: Such a wasted time. I didn´t like the movie. The 3D effects were very trashy.

Chris: I´m fed up with you, paparazzi from hell. What do you want to see. Yeah I ate my popcorns. See? The bucket is empty. I made a hole on it to yell YOU SUCK.

Will: He´s gonna have nightmares. I´ll have to sing him tonight.

 

 

larger.jpg

 

Guy: This pic is fot the win. Finally I´m in the front.

Chris: Mmm... I know what you´re thinking. This sexy scot is more than you can resist. I know you´re thinking thirty things you daring daring baby. Don´t worry, it´s happening the same to me.

 

1263140792324flk.jpg

 

Will: Hey, this room is great. The view is to the swimming pool... OH MY... that old ladies saw us :bomb:

Chris: And they are showing us their bubbies! :wink3:

Jonny: Where where? Ooooh... I can see :sweatdrop: Let´s invite them to the room.

Guy: Jonny, that would be aaaaawwwesome.

Chris: Ok, let´s go.

 

 

guyxl.jpg

 

Will: *My hand hurts*

Fan1: And sign here, and here... oh and there.

Fan2: Will you marry me?

Chris: I said no.

Fan2: F*ck you then.

Jonny: Ok, where else? :angry:

Fan3: Here. Hey Will don´t make scrawls! You´re getting lazy, useless men.

Fan4: And smile when we take the photo. I don´t want you to put the face you have now.

Guy: *It´s just a moment. They bought our merch and CDs. Hang on, in half an hour you´ll be at home plucking the feathers of a chicken.*

 

live2003.jpg

The man behind: We´ve got´em.

Guy: Sir, you promised us some beers and candies. You told us they were here in the car. Where are we going? Sir?

*No response*

Jonny: Oh oh, this is not good.

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: OMG! I'm laughing so hard! Cele those are brilliant! the last two are awesome! :lol:

 

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The man behind: We´ve got´em.

Guy: Sir, you promised us some beers and candies. You told us they were here in the car. Where are we going? Sir?

*No response*

Jonny: Oh oh, this is not good.

:laugh3::laugh3:this one!!

 

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AieeeeK! The fangirls! They've got me!

 

:laugh3: is it bad that i imagine chris can actually scream like that?!

Thanks Laga and Berrymangirl1 :)

MY FAVORITE!! mainly because i <3 chris!!

:blush::lol:thank you!

Thanks Laga and Berrymangirl1 :)

 

you're welcome!

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Chris: Okay, everybody, okay, CALM DOWN...ALL OF YOU will a have a bite of Chris, I promie, now let's take turns.

 

(I just HAD to do that :lol: )

^

Chris: You have to count to three to get to me.

Fangirl: TWELVE! TWENTY-FOUR! FOURTY-TWO!

Chris: No bite for you!

Fangirl: :bigcry:

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Will: I never follow Chris as our guide

Guy: That pub over there looks fine

Chris: No, we're not lost. We're just resting now

Jonny: If I just run to that bakery there, would they see it :thinking:

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Guy: Chris, I hope you know this is all your fault. You never should have married that brat.

Chris: Gwyneth was supposed to pick us up hours ago...

Jonny: Damn it Chris, it's cold-

Will (finishing Jonny's sentence): play, stuck at yet another photo shoot...

Jonny: Well I was going to say 'it's cold out here', but that works too...

^ :laugh3:

^^^^:laugh3: :laugh3:

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