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WHO. THE FUCK. ATE. MY. CHIPS?!

 

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Jonny: ''Look at that cake..Must eat..Looks so good..''

Chris: ''Havent you learned from the last time we were here? Remember, we wrote The Hardest Part about situations like this? Stay away from the cake Jonnyboy!''

Jonny: *Singing for himself* ''And the hardest part

Was letting go, not taking part

Was the hardest part..''

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Luggage lost during the great UK snowstorms, Chris found himself borrowing clothing from members of The Choir With No Name.

 

WHO. THE FUCK. ATE. MY. CHIPS?!

 

Oh, that rocks! :awesome:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dr dolittle

HAH!!!!!

 

SUCCESS!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK OFF GUYS I CAN BE SMEXY

SEE LOOK ANGRY IS THE NEW SEXY

^^ Scary Will is scary. :uhoh:

 

He really is. He does the best 'Don't fuck with me' look out of the whole band.

imagine being his children god u wouldnt want to mess with him

appreantly he has threatened to hit Chris

Well Chris can be quite naughty....I'd take him over my knee....lol

LOL someones been naughty this year

:awesome:

 

 

 

 

*Sigh*, why do these girls don't dig my scary look? Guy says it suits me really well :bigcry:

 

 

Chris: "Good morning and welcome to the Coldplay crew! I'm captain Chris and this is my ship. We won't have any problems as long as you act under my orders. If you don't, the lovely fellows behind my back-"

Guy: "Will-"

Jonny: "Kill-"

Will: "YOU"

 

 

Jonny: "In the name of the mighty-chocolate-cherry-banana-split-ice-cream-filled-multicoloured-layer-strawberry-paste-coated-three-stories-high-cake-of-all-cakes, are my eyes seeing a muffin right there? :cheesy:

Guy: *absentmindedly* "Nah that's a cake."

Chris: "OH MY GOD what have you done!?" :uhoh:

 

 

Chris: "Okay guys, act normally, I know these MTV awards are always a little bit extramundane but we can do this!"

Jonny: "But Chris this three eyed guy is really creeping me out!"

Will: "Great, I knew I should have stayed at home!"

Guy: "Will, stop being such a pussy. Look at the hot babe up there!" :wideeyed:

 

 

Chris: "Look Jonny, it's not that bad, isn't it?"

Jonny: "God, what the fuck is this man doing?!"

Guy: "Wait, I thought that was a woman...?"

Will: Hmmm, although I would really like to hold this award aswell...

 

 

Guy: "OMFG nooooooo she has a penis!" :sick:

Jonny: "Dear Lord I think my eyes just died"

Will: Why is Chris holding OUR awards all the time anyway?

Chris: "Ahahaha this is really funny, but why is this award suddenly so light?"

 

 

Guy: "Okay, next try, maybe I'll find something less disturbing at the other side."

Jonny: "Yeah, look at that sexy toffee cake over there :wink3:"

Will: Award, Award, AWARD :wideeyed:

Chris: "Okay guys, this is creepy, that thing is actually flying up and I can't move my hand!! :uhoh2:

 

 

Chris: "WOAHHH HOLY SHIIIIIIT!!"

Jonny and Will: "There he goes..."

Guy: "Stop being such an attention whore and come down!"

 

 

Chris: "Okay now check this out Will, I got a new tune! Ready?

Will: "Yeah show me"

Chris: "one, two, three, four,

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Will:

Jonny: "Wow that's beautiful!" :cheesy:

 

 

 

Jonny: "Good evening! We're happy that you tuned in to our Coldplay channel because today we're going to announce the winner of our competition!"

Will: "As all you devoted fans know, the prize is exorbitantly rare and there excists only ONE exemplar of it world wide!"

Chris: "So as you probably guess, we're all very excited about who's gonna win our bass player!

Guy: "Yeah me too! :nice:

 

 

 

 

wait, WHAT!?" :stunned:

 

 

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I JUST DIED OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

Hahahahahaahahahaha Guy´s face fits perfectly with his thoughts in the part of the woman with penis :lol:

Awesome!

 

And here we see the wild Chris, in his natural habitat, stalking a Jonny Buckland

^ :laugh3:

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I JUST DIED OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

Hahahahahaahahahaha Guy´s face fits perfectly with his thoughts in the part of the woman with penis :lol:

Awesome!

Thanks! xD

 

And here we see the wild Chris, in his natural habitat, stalking a Jonny Buckland

 

Ahahahah! Oh how I love this Buckin' :wink3:

 

 

:lol:

LOL

Thank you, thank you!

 

Chris: "Oh yeah Jonny-boy, you're so hot today.." :drunk: *moves hand up and down*

Jonny: "OHMYGODCHRIS! Not in front of the audience!" :shout:

 

 

Jonny: "Hey folks, have you seen the sexy lady back there?"

Will: "Damn, she's really hot, I hope my staring will attract her :wideeyed: What about you Chris?"

Chris: "I HATE HER"

Guy: Jesus, why are these idiots always so bloody emberassing? And I feel absolutely NOT comfortable in this suit, ugh! :sick:

^^ LOLOVE this thread and these LOLdplays!!!

 

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