YES CHRIS DO IT IN FRONT OF THE AUDIENCE PLEASE JUST DO IT

Chloe! Bad girl!

 

:chris: + :jonny: = :awesome: :baby:

im sorry i cant resist hes so damn sexylicous

:P im a very bad girl when it comes to Chris

Speaking of the angel...

 

OUDGBOADUGBVOLDSBUOGBCDUGBUFGBADUGBOLBDGBSEUOVBUODGBODAG

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOT SEXY HOLY SHIT DUCGBUDGCO DGVBUOGCBUPGBUCPGBUJSG

CHRIS LEAVES ME BREATHLESS

 

 

 

 

omg that sounded dirty

Speaking of the angel...

 

 

WAIT I can top that! *rummages through folder*

 

 

YES CHRIS DO IT IN FRONT OF THE AUDIENCE PLEASE JUST DO IT

Hahhaaha... :uhoh:

im sorry i cant resist hes so damn sexylicous

:P im a very bad girl when it comes to Chris

No problem, no problem :sweatdrop:

sorry i dont mean to freak people out

hes just so sexy

I'll top myself, thanks ^^

 

See?

 

 

 

Chrissy says it's OK Chloe, he likes it when you flip out over him :D

 

:wacky:!!!

 

I like this one, but I WILL TOP THAT WITH

 

 

 

 

 

THIS

Imaginary keyboard

:awesome:

 

 

 

 

*Sigh*, why do these girls don't dig my scary look? Guy says it suits me really well :bigcry:

 

 

Chris: "Good morning and welcome to the Coldplay crew! I'm captain Chris and this is my ship. We won't have any problems as long as you act under my orders. If you don't, the lovely fellows behind my back-"

Guy: "Will-"

Jonny: "Kill-"

Will: "YOU"

 

 

Jonny: "In the name of the mighty-chocolate-cherry-banana-split-ice-cream-filled-multicoloured-layer-strawberry-paste-coated-three-stories-high-cake-of-all-cakes, are my eyes seeing a muffin right there? :cheesy:

Guy: *absentmindedly* "Nah that's a cake."

Chris: "OH MY GOD what have you done!?" :uhoh:

 

 

Chris: "Okay guys, act normally, I know these MTV awards are always a little bit extramundane but we can do this!"

Jonny: "But Chris this three eyed guy is really creeping me out!"

Will: "Great, I knew I should have stayed at home!"

Guy: "Will, stop being such a pussy. Look at the hot babe up there!" :wideeyed:

 

 

Chris: "Look Jonny, it's not that bad, isn't it?"

Jonny: "God, what the fuck is this man doing?!"

Guy: "Wait, I thought that was a woman...?"

Will: Hmmm, although I would really like to hold this award aswell...

 

 

Guy: "OMFG nooooooo she has a penis!" :sick:

Jonny: "Dear Lord I think my eyes just died"

Will: Why is Chris holding OUR awards all the time anyway?

Chris: "Ahahaha this is really funny, but why is this award suddenly so light?"

 

 

Guy: "Okay, next try, maybe I'll find something less disturbing at the other side."

Jonny: "Yeah, look at that sexy toffee cake over there :wink3:"

Will: Award, Award, AWARD :wideeyed:

Chris: "Okay guys, this is creepy, that thing is actually flying up and I can't move my hand!! :uhoh2:

 

 

Chris: "WOAHHH HOLY SHIIIIIIT!!"

Jonny and Will: "There he goes..."

Guy: "Stop being such an attention whore and come down!"

 

 

Chris: "Okay now check this out Will, I got a new tune! Ready?

Will: "Yeah show me"

Chris: "one, two, three, four,

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Will:

Jonny: "Wow that's beautiful!" :cheesy:

 

 

 

Jonny: "Good evening! We're happy that you tuned in to our Coldplay channel because today we're going to announce the winner of our competition!"

Will: "As all you devoted fans know, the prize is exorbitantly rare and there excists only ONE exemplar of it world wide!"

Chris: "So as you probably guess, we're all very excited about who's gonna win our bass player!

Guy: "Yeah me too! :nice:

 

 

 

 

wait, WHAT!?" :stunned:

 

 

 

 

:laugh3: those were great!!!

 

 

And here we see the wild Chris, in his natural habitat, stalking a Jonny Buckland

 

:lol:

CAN I DIE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

im SOOOOOOOOOOO tempted to pull his pants down :D

NOOOOO DON'T DIEEEEEE!!!!

 

*Chrissy will save you!!*

 

 

Chris: DON'T DIE CHLOE!!!

^^ Yeah... :uhoh: I mean, BAD CHLOE!! :embarrassed:

GRRRRRRRRR STOP GIVING ME IDEAS CHRIS

AND STOP THAT SUGGESTIVE SMILE (even if it is hot)

i think i have a Chrissyfan girl disease which involves me to go CRAZY :rolleyes:

We're all infected

OH NO FCUYFGEOUSAFGVCUJFGVCUSEGCUFDGOCUFGDUGFCULFSUCFULSFOCFOSVFCOLASVCVSAUVCSUVCOLASVCOLSVCASUVCUJLVSCVOLOLFVSOUFVCOLSFFVCOLFASOUFCOLUFVASOFVOFVA

 

TEEHEE

:P

 

 

i cant wait till i meet Chris omg who wants to come i might pass out and i wont be able to talk

i might need some help other wise because im a leo i might launch on him because hes my pray

 

 

lol idk what im talking about

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

I'VE BEEN INFECTED

 

 

 

 

 

I see what you mean... I'm a Libra, so I'll end up trying to seduce him with my awesomeness...

now this is going to be intresting my mum is a Libra so i know what thet are like

 

its ok im sure you dont mind in sharing

i hope i dont kill someone coz of his hottness actually............

more likely to kill me

Just remember how disappointed Chrissy would be if you killed someone because of him, and you'll be OK :D

ill try to be a good girl but only for Chrissy

 

i dunno if i can handle it i think i just might for die now

hes so hes so hes so.......................

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH