LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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January 9, 201115 yr

no need for a caption, this is just classic Guy.

Johnny : hey chrissy

Chris (his POV) : o thank goodness uve found him, we thought we'd lost our johnnyboy for good!

Mari (the girl) : i found him roaming outside a cake factory searching for cake, poor thing :(

sorry that these werent funny :/

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Johnny: *smack*

Chris: *falls*

Johnny: and now i will have my way with u, finally....

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January 9, 201115 yr

AHAHAHAAHAH lol the second one is genious, and the other two...too :laugh3:

January 9, 201115 yr

Johnny : hey chrissy
Chris (his POV) : o thank goodness uve found him, we thought we'd lost our johnnyboy for good!
Mari (the girl) : i found him roaming outside a cake factory searching for cake, poor thing :(

:laugh3: :laugh3: OMG, this one made my day! :lol:

poor Jonny :lol:

January 9, 201115 yr

no need for a caption, this is just classic Guy.

Johnny : hey chrissy
Chris (his POV) : o thank goodness uve found him, we thought we'd lost our johnnyboy for good!
Mari (the girl) : i found him roaming outside a cake factory searching for cake, poor thing :(

sorry that these werent funny :/

Johnny: *smack*
Chris: *falls*
Johnny: and now i will have my way with u, finally....

AHAHAHAAHAH lol the second one is genious, and the other two...too :laugh3:

:laugh3::laugh3:

and the Guy one

shes probably asking him if he's free tonight :P

January 10, 201115 yr

Guy, Chris, Will: Jonny! That's disgusting! Lay off the cake man...

Jonny: Sowwie

January 10, 201115 yr

Guy, Chris, Will: Jonny! That's disgusting! Lay off the cake man...
Jonny: Sowwie

Johnny: *smack*
Chris: *falls*
Johnny: and now i will have my way with u, finally....

LOL :lol: THESE ARE AMAZING they made my day :lol: :laugh3:

January 13, 201115 yr

Chris: Alright, besides giving away these framed thingies, we're also giving away you and Guy

Guy: Wha?

Jonny (dumb, shocked face): WHAT

Chris: Don't get so emotional it's just for the day...

January 13, 201115 yr

^ :lol:

January 14, 201115 yr

Chris: Alright, besides giving away these framed thingies, we're also giving away you and Guy
Guy: Wha?
Jonny (dumb, shocked face): WHAT
Chris: Don't get so emotional it's just for the day...

:laugh3:

January 14, 201115 yr

oops

January 14, 201115 yr

Jonny: Why is the guy on the other end trying to act like he's in our band?

Will: I know, Jon, he's wearing a Viva looking Jacket, and I'm not having it!

Chris: I'm so Handsome

Guy: I am so pissed my flap on my jacket keeps coming undone, anyone have a safety Pin?

Smiley Guy: This is a fake smile, I really can't stand these guy's, just knew one day on Coldplaying.com this would make the LOLdplay thread and Everyone could see my cool jacket my girlfriend made.

January 14, 201115 yr

^ :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Chris is the funnienst :lol:

January 14, 201115 yr

:laugh3:

January 15, 201115 yr

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Chris: Suprise! As presents we got u three members of a famous band....US! u like?

Guy: Happy birthday Jonny!

Jonny: :disappointed: What's that 10 years in a row guys? All u have to do to make my day is buy a cake... :(

Will: ha...i knew hed hate it...i told u guys hes an ungrateful jerk! why do i even try anymore......

Chris: WTF?!?!? help, i think im stuck!

January 15, 201115 yr

Chris: Suprise! As presents we got u three members of a famous band....US! u like?
Guy: Happy birthday Jonny!
Jonny: :disappointed: What's that 10 years in a row guys? All u have to do to make my day is buy a cake... :(
Will: ha...i knew hed hate it...i told u guys hes an ungrateful jerk! why do i even try anymore......
Chris: WTF?!?!? help, i think im stuck!

Last Chris line.....:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:classic:D

January 15, 201115 yr

^^ I love it!

January 16, 201115 yr

Chris: Jonny, I love you.

Jonny: Is... is that... CAKE?!?

Guy + Will: This is really awkward.

-----

Chris: Jonny, I love you.

Jonny: Guy, I want you.

Guy: I want you too, Jonny.

Will: :embarrassed:

January 16, 201115 yr

Chris: I'm going to start a new career as a stand-up comic, I crack myself up!

Guy: My sexiness is shimmering, it's huge, it's bigger and brighter even than this chain I'm wearing!

Will: Keep on thinking whatever, Chris, you're still just working for me!

Jonny: Vanilla cream... chocolate fudge.... banana cream... carrot... coconut....

January 16, 201115 yr

:laugh3::laugh3: Jonnys line is the best!

January 16, 201115 yr

Hahahahahahahah :laugh3:

January 16, 201115 yr

i would think jonny's saying "with this fake moustache and curly wig, the cakes will never see me coming!"

January 17, 201115 yr

Will: Keep on thinking whatever, Chris, you're still just working for me!

Jonny: Vanilla cream... chocolate fudge.... banana cream... carrot... coconut....

Ahahahahah! :lol:

i would think jonny's saying "with this fake moustache and curly wig, the cakes will never see me coming!"

LOL now that is convincing! XD

January 17, 201115 yr

Jonny: Chris, I don't like my instrument!

Will: I don't know these people, I don't know these people, I don't know these people!!!

Chris: What's that you said Jonny?

Jonny: I don't like my instrument!!

Chris: Yes I know you love me Jonny, but can you save it for later?

Guy: I'm so hot, yes I am, I'm so hot...

January 20, 201115 yr

Phil: Haha, what is hapening to Guy?

Chris: Pff... *laughing* Well...

Jonny: BAHAHAHAHA!!

Will: We should call a doctor, haha.

*Guy´s stomach groan*

Chris: We are in a betting day, and there were expired burguers...

Phil: And Guy bet you he could eat them.

Will: We have to call a doctor.

Chris: No, I bet Jonny that Guy would never notice he was eating them.

Guy: Oh... I feel tired.

Jonny: You have won a cheeeezburguer, Chrissy.

Will: I´ll call a doctor.

I don´t know the reason, but that day Chris has lipstick.

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