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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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Jonny: Chris, I know you love Harry Potter, but the guys feel you might be a little too into it...

Chris: Shhh...don't give away my position. *whispers* I'm wearing my Hoodie Of Invisibility. ;)

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  • Charlotteflair
    Charlotteflair

    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

  • Captain Crieff
    Captain Crieff

    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

  • What is life
    What is life

    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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^:lol:

 

My friend is a Potter fan who always finds it amusing how Chris wears hoodies to avoid the paps, so one thing led to another. :)

This thread is enough to make the world go round :D

Fucking TRUTH!

 

Damn I need to make some LOLdplays again :nod:

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Chris (whispers): Jonny! Lookit that giant cake!

Jonny: I'm not looking at it, I no longer eat cake, must not... mmmmm, cake.

Guy: Where am I?

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Will: HEY! What's up old buddy!!

Chris: Ummm... hi? *whispers* Will, who is this we're waving to?

Guy: *Sniff* that smells good.

Jonny: I forgot the chords to this one! What do I do? Oh wait a minute, this is a picture, I don't play guitar in pictures.

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Oh no! i'm getting dragged into the circle!

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Oh no! i'm getting dragged into the circle!

 

AHAHAH! :lol:

Time for some new non-sense!! :awesome:

 

:dance:

 

 

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Guy: "Yay finally we're using public transport again! Gotta love the feeling of being crammed together :D"

Jonny: *thinking* Maybe I should have mentioned that I'm claustrophobic... :worried2:

Chris: *sigh* "Environment friendly they said... Fuck 'em, I want my jet back!"

Will: *thinking* Finally I can stare at Guy without him noticing

 

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Guy: "Lalala I'm clapping and it makes me happy":blank:

Chris: "Jon, hey, heyyy Jon, Jonny, Jonny-boy, oh hey J-"

Jonny: "WHAT CHRIS, WHAT IS IT?! I'm trying to tune my guitar!!":angry:

Chris: "Oh I just wanted to know if I should pose for the ladies later on stage?"

Will: "...have I already said that I hate my band? Oh yeah, right, I did" *pours himself another drink*

 

 

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Chris: "So I thought I should make out with Guy on stage, you know, gives more views on youtube, and I have to compete with that Bieber boy!"

Interviewer: omg.gif

Guy: "WHAT THE FU- oh yeah he's just joking, you know how Chris is ahahahaHAHAHAHAHA-

Chris: "I was being serio-"

Guy: "SHUT UP!"

 

 

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Moderator: "Aaaaand the first place of our "The most ridiculous shoes" competition goes tooooo.... COLDPLAY!"

 

Chris: "Woohoo! That means we're cool, right Will? I mean, we've won a competition!" :cheesy:

Will: "Yeah Chris, just smile for the bloody camera"

Jonny: "ASDFGASD and I already know what we get as a prize, I can smell it!":wideeyed:

Guy: "I'd really like to have a smoke now... and drink 4 jiggers of vodka... and jump off a building"

 

 

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Jonny: "I'm somewhere else, I'm not on the umpteen concert in a never-ending tour, I'm not sleep-deprived, I'm not sexually harassed by Chri-"

Chris: "Hey look guys, Jonny's having pervy thoughts of me again!" :charming:

Jonny: :sick:

 

 

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Woman (thinking) I can do this, I can do this, I just have to cut his beard, it's nothing special, OMG HE'S SO HANDSOME ASDFGASDFG!!!

"So how was your day Mr. Champion?" :sweatdrop: *trembling hands*

Will: "Oh it was all right I guess.

 

 

You okay?" :thinking:

Woman: "SURE!!" :sweatdrop:

 

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Jonny: "Oi Guy"

Guy: "What's up?"

Jonny: "So how about we ditch this band, and start our own cake company?"

Guy: "I'm with ya mate, I can't stand it any longer having Chris drooling all over me when I'm alone with him in the studio!"

Jonny: "You can sure as hell say that again!"

 

 

~later~

 

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Guy: "Dude these look fiiiiiiiine."

Jonny: "I'm telling you, I think my face turned out pretty okay. And the colour on that lower cake looks grea- :stunned:

Guy: :stunned:

:freak:

Chris: *in the back* "olol u guyz :awesome: I thought I should help you a lil' with your new project!"

:awesome: Thankies!

Time for some new non-sense!! :awesome:

 

:dance:

 

 

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Guy: "Yay finally we're using public transport again! Gotta love the feeling of being crammed together :D"

Jonny: *thinking* Maybe I should have mentioned that I'm claustrophobic... :worried2:

Chris: *sigh* "Environment friendly they said... Fuck 'em, I want my jet back!"

Will: *thinking* Finally I can stare at Guy without him noticing

 

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Guy: "Lalala I'm clapping and it makes me happy":blank:

Chris: "Jon, hey, heyyy Jon, Jonny, Jonny-boy, oh hey J-"

Jonny: "WHAT CHRIS, WHAT IS IT?! I'm trying to tune my guitar!!":angry:

Chris: "Oh I just wanted to know if I should pose for the ladies later on stage?"

Will: "...have I already said that I hate my band? Oh yeah, right, I did" *pours himself another drink*

 

 

IMG_1797.jpg

 

Chris: "So I thought I should make out with Guy on stage, you know, gives more views on youtube, and I have to compete with that Bieber boy!"

Interviewer: omg.gif

Guy: "WHAT THE FU- oh yeah he's just joking, you know how Chris is ahahahaHAHAHAHAHA-

Chris: "I was being serio-"

Guy: "SHUT UP!"

 

 

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Moderator: "Aaaaand the first place of our "The most ridiculous shoes" competition goes tooooo.... COLDPLAY!"

 

Chris: "Woohoo! That means we're cool, right Will? I mean, we've won a competition!" :cheesy:

Will: "Yeah Chris, just smile for the bloody camera"

Jonny: "ASDFGASD and I already know what we get as a prize, I can smell it!":wideeyed:

Guy: "I'd really like to have a smoke now... and drink 4 jiggers of vodka... and jump off a building"

 

 

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Jonny: "I'm somewhere else, I'm not on the umpteen concert in a never-ending tour, I'm not sleep-deprived, I'm not sexually harassed by Chri-"

Chris: "Hey look guys, Jonny's having pervy thoughts of me again!" :charming:

Jonny: :sick:

 

 

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Woman (thinking) I can do this, I can do this, I just have to cut his beard, it's nothing special, OMG HE'S SO HANDSOME ASDFGASDFG!!!

"So how was your day Mr. Champion?" :sweatdrop: *trembling hands*

Will: "Oh it was all right I guess.

 

 

You okay?" :thinking:

Woman: "SURE!!" :sweatdrop:

 

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Jonny: "Oi Guy"

Guy: "What's up?"

Jonny: "So how about we ditch this band, and start our own cake company?"

Guy: "I'm with ya mate, I can't stand it any longer having Chris drooling all over me when I'm alone with him in the studio!"

Jonny: "You can sure as hell say that again!"

 

 

~later~

 

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Guy: "Dude these look fiiiiiiiine."

Jonny: "I'm telling you, I think my face turned out pretty okay. And the colour on that lower cake looks grea- :stunned:

Guy: :stunned:

:freak:

Chris: *in the back* "olol u guyz :awesome: I thought I should help you a lil' with your new project!"

 

:laugh3:

^ it took 15 minutes :anxious:

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