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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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Guy:Sorry to our fans, but MX will NEVER leak. My copy's in a safe with no key.

Jonny: Definitely won't leak. Mine's buried 4200 feet underground.

Chris: Yup. Fuckin' leak-proof. Mine's in...um...er,it's at...I think I put it...

Will: Fuck.

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    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

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    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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:laugh3: good Chris, now just put it in our hands and we'll be very happy

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Guy:Sorry to our fans, but MX will NEVER leak. My copy's in a safe with no key.

Jonny: Definitely won't leak. Mine's buried 4200 feet underground.

Chris: Yup. Fuckin' leak-proof. Mine's in...um...er,it's at...I think I put it...

Will: Fuck.

 

:lol: Will!!!! is fuck as in uhoh I didn't protect my copy!???:laugh3:

:lol: Will!!!! is fuck as in uhoh I didn't protect my copy!???:laugh3:

 

Yeah, as in 'uh-oh'.More like 'Fuck. Chris you did it again!',lol.

Ohh got it, it fits him more as the brain!!! Like, Fuck Chris are you retarded??? Very good! :lol:

Lol Tracie that's hilarious, it fits so well! :laugh3:

 

Where's that picture from? It's really nice. Maybe a little too shopped, but the boys look good. :smug:

^I found it on FB in the Coldplay group. A little 'shopped, yes, but I loved that look on Chris' face. :)

coldplay23.jpg

 

Guy:Sorry to our fans, but MX will NEVER leak. My copy's in a safe with no key.

Jonny: Definitely won't leak. Mine's buried 4200 feet underground.

Chris: Yup. Fuckin' leak-proof. Mine's in...um...er,it's at...I think I put it...

Will: Fuck.

 

I don't trust Guy.

lol why not?

 

he's way too handsome :nod:

lol why not?

 

he's way too handsome :nod:

 

...and, even tho Chris is always the forgetfull one, Guy is the one who left the copy of unreleased AROBTTH in the subway :uhoh:

 

But I'd like to know where would Will hide his copy :thinking:

lol why not?

 

Like someone else said, he left AROBTTH on bus and told everyone after it was released.

 

he's way too handsome :nod:

 

Maybe :P

Haha, if that was now it would be all over the web by now. Way to go, Guy! :p

Is there anyway to get a picture from the auction catalogue from two years ago on here? Lot 33 is so funny, I wish I could get it up here.

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"Why yes we DID just have sex, thanks for asking!"

 

:laugh3:

Is there anyway to get a picture from the auction catalogue from two years ago on here? Lot 33 is so funny, I wish I could get it up here.

 

If you search through the Oracle questions, there's a guy asking about how they got the guitars painted for Viva. The Oracle gives a link to the catalog ;)

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Jonny: *snorts* "LOL you guys, that looks rather... funny how you stand there..."

Chris: "HAHAHAH!!! You're killing me! :lol: You look like a couple on the front of a DVD cover of some gay porno!"

Guy: "Shut up Chris :mean: And since when do you know how covers of gay porno films look like?" :wiseguy:

Will: *thinking* Well, I really don't mind standing here, like this, so very close to Guy :wacky:

 

 

 

I mean, seriously, the way Will and Guy stand there.. !!! :lol: NO WORDS! :laugh3:!!!!

 

I don't know...looks to me like Chris's hand is dangerously close to Guy too,lol. :sneaky:

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