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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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Did this on Tumblr earlier

 

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Guy: Hello, lady. My name is Guy Berryman and I’m trying to seduce you.

Chris: Wow, she’s really pretty! I’m going over there and I’ll try to say hi.

Jonny: I can see you, Chris. I’m right behind you and you’re not going ANYWHERE.

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    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

  • Captain Crieff
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    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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^:lol

 

Wait...Chris will come after me?? In that case...Mylo Xyloto sucks! Come and get me, Chris!!! :laugh2:

 

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I made this after watching Charlie Brown on Letterman, thought it was funny for all the people who dislike Mylo Xyloto - Chris will come after them

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I made this after watching Charlie Brown on Letterman, thought it was funny for all the people who dislike Mylo Xyloto - Chris will come after them

 

YES A BIG JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE IS THE REAL ALBUM???!!!

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I made this after watching Charlie Brown on Letterman, thought it was funny for all the people who dislike Mylo Xyloto - Chris will come after them

 

LOLed too much with this :laugh4:

  • 2 weeks later...

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When fatigue struck halfway through the concert, Chris was glad he'd held onto one of the giant Yellow balloons to use as a cushion later on.

 

 

OR ALTERNATIVELY

 

 

After 15 mins of Chris trying unsuccessfully to burst the last of the Yellow balloons, the crowd were getting rather impatient.

 

Chris: "Just another sec, i've nearly got the bastard now!"

Random bloke in crowd: "Hurry up and play Viva La Vida!!!" :angry:

^Nice! I thought of giving that pic a go when I was it in the Chris thread,lol.

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Chris: "Just another sec, i've nearly got the bastard now!"

Random bloke in crowd: "Hurry up and play Viva La Vida!!!" :angry:

That's a psychic audience. :stunned: Viva La Vida wasn't even made yet at the time that picture was taken. :lol: Great captions. :)

^ That's just the truth. :snobby:

INVISIBLE UNICYCLE!!

 

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"Look Guys, no hands!"

 

LMFAO :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

That's a psychic audience. :stunned: Viva La Vida wasn't even made yet at the time that picture was taken. :lol: Great captions. :)

 

Shit, i totally didn't think of that! :facepalm: :lol:

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"Quoth Fat Bastard: GET IN MAH BELLEH!"

 

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Chris: Guys... I think we're lost. *thinking* MUST RESIST URGE TO SING LOST!

 

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"Three little maids from school are we, pert as a schoolgirl ought to be!"

 

 

 

I dunno, I think I'm losing my touch....

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