The Nappies :laugh3::laugh3: haha The Nappies :laugh3::lol::lol::laugh3:

 

It's not what you think...

 

 

It's much, MUCH worse.

 

 

And by worse, I actually mean better. :wink2:

 

HAHAHAHA :lol:

Crhis is totally crazy!!

 

 

Oh my god... I know I'm really, *really* late on this one, but I just watched The Nappies video. And...

 

:shocked2::dizzy::freak::facepalm:

 

...

 

What in the name of all that's good did I just witness?!

 

That has to be the craziest, oddest, weirdest... funniest... most hilarious...

No, hang on a second - did I just enjoy that?! :o

 

I'm sure there's also something somewhere which says that it is wrong, utterly wrong to still fancy Chris and Guy after that. So how come... how come I still do?! :confused: :whaaat:

 

What have Coldplay and Coldplaying done to my once so normal, innocent, unscarred (well... :laugh3:) head?!

 

 

Oh, who am I kidding? I loved it! :lol::D

 

:laugh3:

:lol::laugh3:

I watched it and so I was a bit confused, and then I watched Gwyneth's interview on Oprah, where she reads the lyrics (that I didn't get at first, overwhelmed by the visual aspect of their Nappies video, obivously :D ), and so I thought: OMG Chris is the cutest guy on Earth :wacky:

OMG I just watched the video !!!! It's HILARIOUS, I couldn't believe what i was actually watching :O

Does anyone happen to know when was it recorded ?

2005 after apple was born! :nice:

The Nappies :laugh3::laugh3: haha The Nappies :laugh3::lol::lol::laugh3:

 

 

yes!! the nappies!!! very funny :lol: I wonder myself: they were drunk? ha ha ha !!!

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha3DLyiFOxE]Coldplay (The Nappies) - I am your Babys Daddy. - YouTube[/ame]

The Nappies”

 

Sometimes you’re happy sometimes you frown,

with your hormones bouncing up and down.

Sometimes you’re happy sometimes you’re sad

it’s a weird nine months with you I’ve had.

There is shit going down that you can’t disguise

when you boobs gone up ten times in size,

your cups gone up from an A to D,

its bad for you but its fun for me.

 

 

Now just because a little rumpy pump,

now you’re walking round with a great big bump

You might think a bit of French and you should have said non

Or at least you would have made me put a condom on

I think you might find that its really fun

I know its no use unless you make it bun

its something to learn yeah it really is,

now you know what that sticky stuff is

and this is hilarious!! you stole my trousers!! :laugh3:

 

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwHumbgt3jE]chris martin and borat . you stole my trousers ! hilarious! - YouTube[/ame]

The Nappies”

 

Sometimes you’re happy sometimes you frown,

with your hormones bouncing up and down.

Sometimes you’re happy sometimes you’re sad

it’s a weird nine months with you I’ve had.

There is shit going down that you can’t disguise

when you boobs gone up ten times in size,

your cups gone up from an A to D,

its bad for you but its fun for me.

 

 

Now just because a little rumpy pump,

now you’re walking round with a great big bump

You might think a bit of French and you should have said non

Or at least you would have made me put a condom on

I think you might find that its really fun

I know its no use unless you make it bun

its something to learn yeah it really is,

now you know what that sticky stuff is

Everytime I read the lyrcis I laugh like a lunatic! :lol: They're so pervy and dirty and... I don't even know! :laugh3:

 

I wonder what Apple and Moses think when they're teens and stumble over that song, OMG! xD They're probably like "EWWWW DAD! WTF!"

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

The Nappies”

 

Sometimes you’re happy sometimes you frown,

with your hormones bouncing up and down.

Sometimes you’re happy sometimes you’re sad

it’s a weird nine months with you I’ve had.

There is shit going down that you can’t disguise

when you boobs gone up ten times in size,

your cups gone up from an A to D,

its bad for you but its fun for me.

 

 

Now just because a little rumpy pump,

now you’re walking round with a great big bump

You might think a bit of French and you should have said non

Or at least you would have made me put a condom on

I think you might find that its really fun

I know its no use unless you make it bun

its something to learn yeah it really is,

now you know what that sticky stuff is

 

OMG Thank you for posting the lyrics! :D

Chris is the funniest (& cutest) man on Earth! :wacky:

:lol::laugh3::lol::laugh3:

Thanks coeurli!! :kiss:

 

(complete lyric)

 

The Nappies

 

Sometimes you're happy sometimes you frown,

with your hormones bouncing up and down.

Sometimes you’re happy sometimes you’re sad

it’s a weird nine months with you I've had.

There is shit going down that you can't disguise

when you boobs gone up ten times in size,

your cups gone up from an A to D,

its bad for you but its fun for me.

 

 

Now just because a little bit of rumpy pump,

now you're walking round with a great big bump

You might think if you were French you should have said non

Or at least you would have made me put a condom on

I think you might find that its really fun

I know its no use unless you make a bun

its something to learn, yeah it really is,

now you know what that sticky stuff is

 

 

I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick

I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick

I'll be there to make you happy and keep everything clean

I'll change the nappie through the washing machine

’Cause I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy,

I ain't no baddy, I am your baby's daddy.

 

Oh!

Who!

 

Sometimes you think "what a fool I am

& why did I marry this awful man"

Now a baby's part of my family plan

And can it kick me? well yes it can

My name's Ken and I've got three

do you like being a daddy?

Yeah, definitely.

Well I have to warn you, its not always fun

there are times when you wish you had been a nun

 

 

I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick

I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick

I'll be there to make you happy and I'll bring in the bread

I'll be the nanny you can go out instead

And I know that you'll be grumpy, that's what everyone says

and you're not going to hump me for 43 days

If you don't want more babies and you cannot disguise it,

Then I'll take my cock and vasectimize it

’Cause I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy,

sometimes I make you saddy

I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy, I am your baby's daddy

(beat box)

Mother!

Mother!

I ain't no baddy, I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy, I am you're baby's daddy

Ho!

Break it down now,

 

She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way

She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way

She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way

She told me to crawl this way, bawl this way

The whole lyrics :awesome: :lol::laugh3::laugh3:

Thank you!

 

HILARIOUS :lol::laugh3::laugh3:

OMG.. LOL! I love that video. Not seen the lyrics until now though! LOL... Bless him.. but he now needs to write a new song about bringing them up! That's MUCH harder! LOL...

HAHAHA! I LOVE THAT VIDEO! whenever i feel down, i just watch that video and i laugh like craaaazy!! HAHAHA! Chris is such an adorable perv! :lol::laugh3:

and this is hilarious!! you stole my trousers!! :laugh3:

 

 

 

Aw, my old avatar from years back was Chris cropped,lol. Seems it made people a little nervous!:p

Don't know if this picture have been here before. but I love it so much , hahahahaha xD :laugh3:

^That doesn't really need a caption,lol. OMG! :laugh2:

OMFG! :o

 

I'm actually speechless right now :lol:

LOL

I love that one.. hahahahah XD

OMFG! :o

 

I'm actually speechless right now :lol:

 

It had that effect on me too. That and my jaw hitting my keypad when it dropped! :lol:

 

How did I not see that in the C&J thread??

 

EDIT: Oh, right. It's because I never go into that thread because it's evil and pervy and...Gotta run. *leaves LOLdplay thread to look at C&J thread* :D

don't know, , I'll post it there :D

 

:chris: Hey, Jonny! Look at me! Jonny-boy! Over here. Look, I'm a birdie! Jonny...hey....over here! This is me flapping my wings. C'mon, J. LOOK AT MEEEEE!!

 

:jonny: *to himself* Damn, this is the best solo I've ever played. :)

^ :lol::laugh3::laugh3: