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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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I'd set my house on fire and tell him to fix it

 

Chris as a fireman.

 

 

:wink3:

 

 

 

Great ideas, VERY great ideas :sneaky:

I'd set my house on fire and tell him to fix it

Chris as a fireman.

 

:wink3:

 

:thinking:

 

 

I bet Guy would have the thickest hose...

:laugh3: :sneaky:

:thinking:

 

 

I bet Guy would have the thickest hose...

Well I wouldn't mind Will and Jonny joining with their hoses as well and getting my hot burning house all wet

 

 

:awesome:

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:dozey:

 

 

 

 

Nice. :wiseguy:

:wink3:

 

I love our perviness! :lol:

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Chris as a fireman.

 

 

:wink3:

 

Great ideas, VERY great ideas :sneaky:

 

Well I wouldn't mind Will and Jonny joining with their hoses as well and getting my hot burning house all wet

 

 

:awesome:

imhappyplz.gif

The_Awesome_Face_Background_by_DaPhinoXX.jpg

:dozey:

 

 

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

Girls please, this is not a laughing matter. :wink3:

 

The Up In Flames video could feature them dressed as firemen.

"Can't we pour some water on?"

 

Yes you can. :nod: Yes. You. Can. :charming:

 

:disappointed:

Girls please, this is not a laughing matter. :wink3:

 

The Up In Flames video could feature them dressed as firemen.

"Can't we pour some water on?"

 

Yes you can. :nod: Yes. You. Can. :charming:

 

:disappointed:

 

 

 

 

:blank:

 

 

 

 

"But no,

 

 

 

the

 

 

water

 

 

 

flows

 

 

 

over...

 

 

 

 

you.

 

 

 

 

:blank:

 

 

I don't get it. :|

 

Edit: Oh it's a CP song. :surprised: Bad, bad CP fan. :disappointed: I deserve a proper spanking...

I don't get it. :|

 

Edit: Oh it's a CP song. :surprised: Bad, bad CP fan. :disappointed: I deserve a proper spanking...

(no spanking smiley, so you'll get whipped instead)

:whip: Bad Nikola!

And I told you about that one like a month ago! :angry:

Girls please, this is not a laughing matter. :wink3:

 

The Up In Flames video could feature them dressed as firemen.

"Can't we pour some water on?"

 

Yes you can. :nod: Yes. You. Can. :charming:

 

:disappointed:

 

...firemen?

 

 

Someone saves me from my thoughts

 

Sorry I can't, cause I need someone to save me too :bomb:

I don't get it. :|

 

Edit: Oh it's a CP song. :surprised: Bad, bad CP fan. :disappointed: I deserve a proper spanking...

 

 

I love how you always randomly makes a thread pervy.. :laugh3:

I love how you always randomy makes a thread pervy.. :laugh3:

:gorgeous:

 

Clearly it's a talent. But perviness also comes to me in mysterious ways.

^ :lol:

 

 

:whip: You've been a very bad boy. A very very bad bad boy Nikola :charming:

 

Yes, you are Nikola! But we love you for it :lol:

:awesome:

 

:hug::hug::hug:

Wow this thread is now heading to the BDSM section with all that whipping and spanking??

 

On a Coldplay forum?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

OMG I never thought I'd live to see this day!!! :lol::lol::lol:

Yes, you are Nikola! But we love you for it :lol:

 

Waaait a minute. :thinking: You mentioned firemen first, how can I not respond to that? :sneaky:

 

I'd set my house on fire and tell him to fix it

 

I'd show him my bruises from Celine's spanking and tell him to fix it.:whip:

 

I'd show him my bruises from Celine's spanking and tell him to fix it.:whip:

I wonder which treatment he would recommend :wideeyed:

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