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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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SO EFFIN CUTE! :cheesy:
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    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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Yeah, he looks so cute! :wacky:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But you can't fool us Jon. We know what you're really like. We know. :charming:

Umm didn't I do one yesterday that had CAKE in it..?? :thinking:

YES! You did, and it was brilliant!

 

CAKE IS ALWAYS WITH US MY FRIENDS!!! :cake::cake::cake: :lol:

First ones that I could find. Pretty random.

 

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And on a slightly more depressing note...

 

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Whoop thankyou IT'S CAKE TIME EVERYONE

 

 

 

 

And on a slightly more depressing note...

 

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Poor Jon. :hug:

I don't understand the story of the cake....:\
A while ago, someone wrote a funny caption about Jonny wanting cake, and then everyone suddenly had lots of ideas about Jonny wanting cake, and...that's the story :lol:

This was the first Cake-story I read about - it is funny on its own :D:D:D

 

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Chris: "Boy, oh, boy, that chocolate cake looks FANTASTIC! I would sell my soul for a slice of that cake!"

Guy: "I would sell Chris's soul for a slice of that cake!"

Jonny: "So delicate...so chocolatey...I feel so horny right now. This must be what Chris's soul is like."

Will: "Caaaaaaake...waaaaaaant...noooooowww...*indistinguisable drool sounds*"

Spike Haired Dude: "Say, I couldn't help but overhear that you would sell your soul for a slice of cake. My name's Satan. Let's talk business."

Oh god I love that caption :laugh3:

The spike haired dude :lol:

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Look at the cake, look how it shines for you and everything you do, yeah, it was all yellow :lol:

^ :D It would be perfect as the cake came from Joyof"bakery".com haha Mjummie

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Look at the cake, look how it shines for you and everything you do, yeah, it was all yellow :lol:

 

I'm hungry now!

This was the first Cake-story I read about - it is funny on its own[/color] :D:D:D[/quote

 

:D

Q. Hi Oracle,

I'm currently listening to Don't Panic, and wanted to ask if the high voice singing with Chris during the first chorus is one of Chris's children? Is this right?

Thank you! :)

 

The Oracle replies:

Given that the song was written 6 years before Chris' first child arrived - no, it's not. It's actually Chris singing falsetto with Jonny singing the lower vocal

 

 

(i don't know if this belongs in this thread, but imo it does!)

Q. Hi Oracle,

I'm currently listening to Don't Panic, and wanted to ask if the high voice singing with Chris during the first chorus is one of Chris's children? Is this right?

Thank you! :)

 

The Oracle replies:

Given that the song was written 6 years before Chris' first child arrived - no, it's not. It's actually Chris singing falsetto with Jonny singing the lower vocal

 

 

(i don't know if this belongs in this thread, but imo it does!)

 

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Q. Hi Oracle,

I'm currently listening to Don't Panic, and wanted to ask if the high voice singing with Chris during the first chorus is one of Chris's children? Is this right?

Thank you! :)

 

The Oracle replies:

Given that the song was written 6 years before Chris' first child arrived - no, it's not. It's actually Chris singing falsetto with Jonny singing the lower vocal

 

 

(i don't know if this belongs in this thread, but imo it does!)

 

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BWAHAHAHAHA

 

 

It reminded me of this one

Q. Is the fifth member Phil really a dog?

If so, what kind?

 

The Oracle Replies:

Blimey where on earth did you hear that?? Phil is most certainly NOT a dog!

^ :lol: Which reminds me that other one about Green Eyes being written about a cat :P Just who are those crazy people writing such questions? I mean, if you just do some research on the web you'll find the right answers to your dumb doubts :freak: :P

Q. Hi Oracle,

I'm currently listening to Don't Panic, and wanted to ask if the high voice singing with Chris during the first chorus is one of Chris's children? Is this right?

Thank you! :)

 

The Oracle replies:

Given that the song was written 6 years before Chris' first child arrived - no, it's not. It's actually Chris singing falsetto with Jonny singing the lower vocal

 

 

(i don't know if this belongs in this thread, but imo it does!)

OMG :facepalm: Really :dozey:

 

Even Wikipedia tells you the date of the release of Don't Panic...omg those questions...

BWAHAHAHAHA

 

 

It reminded me of this one

Q. Is the fifth member Phil really a dog?

If so, what kind?

 

The Oracle Replies:

Blimey where on earth did you hear that?? Phil is most certainly NOT a dog!

HAHAHAH I remember that one. Double :facepalm: LOL

 

^ :lol: Which reminds me that other one about Green Eyes being written about a cat :P Just who are those crazy people writing such questions? I mean, if you just do some research on the web you'll find the right answers to your dumb doubts :freak: :P

:nod: Exactly!!! Seriously how dumb are they?

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