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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

Strawberry Rain
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Chris: "Hey Jonny, there's something i've been meaning to ask you for a while now..."

Jonny *thinking*: "He's not finally about to ask me what i think he's about to ask me, is he?" :stunned:

Chris: "...But the thing is, it's kind of a private, sensitive issue so i'd rather just keep it between you and me, y'know? I mean, for now at least anyway, i don't want Will and Guy finding out and er, asking questions..."

Jonny: *thinking*: "OMG this is it. Here it comes, he's finally gonna ask me to go on our first proper date!!!":wideeyed:

Chris: "OK, here goes...

Jonny: :wideeyed:

Chris: "Do you think i should start waxing my legs? I mean i know men are meant to have hairy legs, but seriously, it's like a fucking jungle..."

Jonny: :angry:

 

rofl

That's the best thing I've ever heard :laugh3:

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    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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Chris: "Hey Jonny, there's something i've been meaning to ask you for a while now..."

Jonny *thinking*: "He's not finally about to ask me what i think he's about to ask me, is he?" :stunned:

Chris: "...But the thing is, it's kind of a private, sensitive issue so i'd rather just keep it between you and me, y'know? I mean, for now at least anyway, i don't want Will and Guy finding out and er, asking questions..."

Jonny: *thinking*: "OMG this is it. Here it comes, he's finally gonna ask me to go on our first proper date!!!":wideeyed:

Chris: "OK, here goes...

Jonny: :wideeyed:

Chris: "Do you think i should start waxing my legs? I mean i know men are meant to have hairy legs, but seriously, it's like a fucking jungle..."

Jonny: :angry:

 

:laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

Awesome. :lol:

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Chris: "Hey Jonny, there's something i've been meaning to ask you for a while now..."

Jonny *thinking*: "He's not finally about to ask me what i think he's about to ask me, is he?" :stunned:

Chris: "...But the thing is, it's kind of a private, sensitive issue so i'd rather just keep it between you and me, y'know? I mean, for now at least anyway, i don't want Will and Guy finding out and er, asking questions..."

Jonny: *thinking*: "OMG this is it. Here it comes, he's finally gonna ask me to go on our first proper date!!!":wideeyed:

Chris: "OK, here goes...

Jonny: :wideeyed:

Chris: "Do you think i should start waxing my legs? I mean i know men are meant to have hairy legs, but seriously, it's like a fucking jungle..."

Jonny: :angry:

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH I'M LAUGHING MAO!!! xD:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::thumbsup:

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Chris and Jonny tried their best to hide their eagerness to get the interview done and dusted so they could enjoy the cake waiting outside... and failed... miserably.

 

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Chris: "Hey Jonny, there's something i've been meaning to ask you for a while now..."

Jonny *thinking*: "He's not finally about to ask me what i think he's about to ask me, is he?" :stunned:

Chris: "...But the thing is, it's kind of a private, sensitive issue so i'd rather just keep it between you and me, y'know? I mean, for now at least anyway, i don't want Will and Guy finding out and er, asking questions..."

Jonny: *thinking*: "OMG this is it. Here it comes, he's finally gonna ask me to go on our first proper date!!!":wideeyed:

Chris: "OK, here goes...

Jonny: :wideeyed:

Chris: "Do you think i should start waxing my legs? I mean i know men are meant to have hairy legs, but seriously, it's like a fucking jungle..."

Jonny: :angry:

 

OMG this is brilliant :lol: I'm laughing out loud, really :laugh3:

 

th_lame2.jpg

 

Chris: "Hey Jonny, there's something i've been meaning to ask you for a while now..."

Jonny *thinking*: "He's not finally about to ask me what i think he's about to ask me, is he?" :stunned:

Chris: "...But the thing is, it's kind of a private, sensitive issue so i'd rather just keep it between you and me, y'know? I mean, for now at least anyway, i don't want Will and Guy finding out and er, asking questions..."

Jonny: *thinking*: "OMG this is it. Here it comes, he's finally gonna ask me to go on our first proper date!!!":wideeyed:

Chris: "OK, here goes...

Jonny: :wideeyed:

Chris: "Do you think i should start waxing my legs? I mean i know men are meant to have hairy legs, but seriously, it's like a fucking jungle..."

Jonny: :angry:

 

ROFLSHITCAKES!!! th_explosion.gifth_explosion.gif

 

th_lame2.jpg

 

Chris: "Hey Jonny, there's something i've been meaning to ask you for a while now..."

Jonny *thinking*: "He's not finally about to ask me what i think he's about to ask me, is he?" :stunned:

Chris: "...But the thing is, it's kind of a private, sensitive issue so i'd rather just keep it between you and me, y'know? I mean, for now at least anyway, i don't want Will and Guy finding out and er, asking questions..."

Jonny: *thinking*: "OMG this is it. Here it comes, he's finally gonna ask me to go on our first proper date!!!":wideeyed:

Chris: "OK, here goes...

Jonny: :wideeyed:

Chris: "Do you think i should start waxing my legs? I mean i know men are meant to have hairy legs, but seriously, it's like a fucking jungle..."

Jonny: :angry:

 

That was brilliant :lol:

 

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Chris: "Hey Jonny, there's something i've been meaning to ask you for a while now..."

Jonny *thinking*: "He's not finally about to ask me what i think he's about to ask me, is he?" :stunned:

Chris: "...But the thing is, it's kind of a private, sensitive issue so i'd rather just keep it between you and me, y'know? I mean, for now at least anyway, i don't want Will and Guy finding out and er, asking questions..."

Jonny: *thinking*: "OMG this is it. Here it comes, he's finally gonna ask me to go on our first proper date!!!":wideeyed:

Chris: "OK, here goes...

Jonny: :wideeyed:

Chris: "Do you think i should start waxing my legs? I mean i know men are meant to have hairy legs, but seriously, it's like a fucking jungle..."

Jonny: :angry:

 

OMFG:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: :laugh3::laugh3:

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Guy: Dear God, Chris....

Chris: It feels great, doesn't it?

Guy: Keep doing it, Chris....oh, yes...

Audience: WTF?

 

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Chris: Jonny... will you marry me?

Jonny: Not now, Chris.... after the concert, yes.

^^ Love this!:lol:

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Guy: Dear God, Chris....

Chris: It feels great, doesn't it?

Guy: Keep doing it, Chris....oh, yes...

Audience: WTF?

 

 

:wacky::wink3:

:laugh3:I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chris: "Hey Jonny, there's something i've been meaning to ask you for a while now..."

Jonny *thinking*: "He's not finally about to ask me what i think he's about to ask me, is he?" :stunned:

Chris: "...But the thing is, it's kind of a private, sensitive issue so i'd rather just keep it between you and me, y'know? I mean, for now at least anyway, i don't want Will and Guy finding out and er, asking questions..."

Jonny: *thinking*: "OMG this is it. Here it comes, he's finally gonna ask me to go on our first proper date!!!":wideeyed:

Chris: "OK, here goes...

Jonny: :wideeyed:

Chris: "Do you think i should start waxing my legs? I mean i know men are meant to have hairy legs, but seriously, it's like a fucking jungle..."

Jonny: :angry:

 

YES! :D:D:D:D:lol::lol:

Jesus Chris(t) this thread kills me everytime, I can't even count my tombstones anymore LOL! :laugh3:

HOLY FRICK THIS IS GREAT! :lol:!!!!

Hello fellow cakers. :nice:

 

This thread made it to the shortlist and our group did so too. :dance:

This thread rocks :dance:!!

Should we start a campaign? :lol:

The people/threads/groups who made it to the next round of the Coldplaying awards were announced in shortlists. :dance:

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Guy: Dear God, Chris....

Chris: It feels great, doesn't it?

Guy: Keep doing it, Chris....oh, yes...

Audience: WTF?

 

 

 

Holy ef! :lol: :laugh3:

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