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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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    Charlotteflair

    Is there a video of this pic??? Please share link of anyone does kindly requesting

  • Captain Crieff
    Captain Crieff

    you guys! Jonny actually loves cake!   (for the newer members, "Jonny loves cake" was originally a joke made somewhere in the first few pages of this thread over 10 years ago, but after

  • What is life
    What is life

    Chris: *listening to HP* man this guitar line is really giving me a headache, let me turn it down for a sec....

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:kiss:Raz!

 

Amy! *runs in slow motion to Amy on beach but trips on litter*

:laugh3::laugh3:

*runs in slow motion to Raz but trips over the same litter*

 

heyyyy did you ever finish your first fanfic?!

I have to finish reading it cause I never did:bigcry:

My crotch!? :wreck:

 

:lol::lol::lol: yes :rolleyes:

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:laugh3::laugh3:

*runs in slow motion to Raz but trips over the same litter*

 

heyyyy did you ever finish your first fanfic?!

I have to finish reading it cause I never did:bigcry:

 

No, I need to post more chapters.

CAKE!

I just felt like yelling that here. To you all cake fans. :lol:

From the creators of Strawberryman Spread and Chris Martinis comes JONNYCAKE MIX!

Just add milk, sugar, eggs, and – voila! – the ultimate cake worthy of a guitarist like Jonny! Available at fine stores everywhere!

From the creators of Strawberryman Spread and Chris Martinis comes JONNYCAKE MIX!

Just add milk, sugar, eggs, and – voila! – the ultimate cake worthy of a guitarist like Jonny! Available at fine stores everywhere!

 

Yay! I'm buying that! :dance:

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Unfortunately, Poor Will doesn't have a food counterpart yet. Maybe he should have cheese?

 

 

:waffle:

Will has his sausage thread somewhere. :sick:

New, from the makers of Strawberryman Spread, Chris Martinis, and JonnyCake Mix!

Will Champion Brand Saugages are moist, tender, and made with no trans fats. Plus, they seriously give you the urge to sing Death Will Never Conquer at the top of your lungs! Available at fine stores everywhere.

coldplay-release-viva-la-vida_nc.jpg

At the Coldplaying.com sponsored meet-n-greet with the boys...

Chris: OMG, are those... Chris Martinis? *runs over to try one* Mmm... these are amazing, just like me!

Guy: No fucking way. They actually have Strawberryman Spread here? *runs over to try it* Holy crap, you gotta try this, guys!

Jonny: HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE CAAAAAAAKE! *runs over and noms the entire thing*

Will: They forgot my sausages... *is sad*

Coldplaying.com party hosts (all of us): No we didn't! *throw giant sausage at Will*

Will: YAY!

coldplay-release-viva-la-vida_nc.jpg

At the Coldplaying.com sponsored meet-n-greet with the boys...

Chris: OMG, are those... Chris Martinis? *runs over to try one* Mmm... these are amazing, just like me!

Guy: No fucking way. They actually have Strawberryman Spread here? *runs over to try it* Holy crap, you gotta try this, guys!

Jonny: HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE CAAAAAAAKE! *runs over and noms the entire thing*

Will: They forgot my sausages... *is sad*

Coldplaying.com party hosts (all of us): No we didn't! *throw giant sausage at Will*

Will: YAY!

 

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::P

New, from the makers of Strawberryman Spread, Chris Martinis, and JonnyCake Mix!

Will Champion Brand Saugages are moist, tender, and made with no trans fats. Plus, they seriously give you the urge to sing Death Will Never Conquer at the top of your lungs! Available at fine stores everywhere.

 

There's sausage in the soup I'm making! Now when I eat it I'll be thinking of Will :laugh3::laugh3:

coldplay-release-viva-la-vida_nc.jpg

At the Coldplaying.com sponsored meet-n-greet with the boys...

Chris: OMG, are those... Chris Martinis? *runs over to try one* Mmm... these are amazing, just like me!

Guy: No fucking way. They actually have Strawberryman Spread here? *runs over to try it* Holy crap, you gotta try this, guys!

Jonny: HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE CAAAAAAAKE! *runs over and noms the entire thing*

Will: They forgot my sausages... *is sad*

Coldplaying.com party hosts (all of us): No we didn't! *throw giant sausage at Will*

Will: YAY!

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: Made my halloween:cool:

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