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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?

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Guy: That joke wasn't funny at all.

Chris: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is so funny, I am wetting my pants!! This is the most hilarious thing on earth! HAHAHAHAHA.

Will: Haha... not really, Chris.. hahaha..

Jonny: OMG Is that cake????

 

:laugh3: Haha, what's up with Jonny? He looks like he's lived in a cave or something for an extended period of time and one day woke up and realized he had some promotion stuff to attend. :P

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:laugh3: Haha, what's up with Jonny? He looks like he's lived in a cave or something for an extended period of time and one day woke up and realized he had some promotion stuff to attend. :P

he used to be like that for some time, i don't know why, but many people got a bit angry with his "krusty the clown" look, really it was scary. :uhoh:

as there was a time when Guy was way skinny :(

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Jonny: Careful Chris, you must not fall, it'd hurt your lovely little butt!

Chris: Wohow, Jonny, you're tickling me.. and I like it!

Will: Look at this, guys, I can do the moonwalk forwards!

 

 

Not the funniest one, buti thought I'd share the pic :P

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Jonny: Careful Chris, you must not fall, it'd hurt your lovely little butt!

Chris: Wohow, Jonny, you're tickling me.. and I like it!

Will: Look at this, guys, I can do the moonwalk forwards!

 

 

Not the funniest one, buti thought I'd share the pic :P

 

Jonny's... belly... :shocked2:

 

lol @ will :laugh3::laugh3:

hahahah Will :awesome: :lol: don't lie, it's great! :D

 

I'm glad you like it :wacky:

Jonnys belly = :heart:

I wanna poke it :wacky:

 

...okay that was creepy :stunned::uhoh:

 

okay we have talked a lot bout jonnys belly now :D lets do some loldplaaays

Hmm alright, but I don't have much inspiration today. Here's an attempt:

 

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Wooo! The smell of those underarms..

I'd smell them anyday. :wink3:

:lol:

 

Anna! :lol::sneaky:

Haha, I totally would, though! :D:sneaky:

I bet you he smells like a real man ;):wink3:

new LOLdplay LOL:

 

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Miller (?) : You know, you should really stop breathing 'Jonny' into the mic all the time while you're playing clocks, that might irritate the crowd a bit...

Chris: Aw common, I know they like it, especially the girls!

Will: Drums... I like my drums... :wacky:

 

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Jonny: Chris I love you so much that I sweated a heart for you on my chest.

Chris: Her, sniff this, that's the smell of love *lifts arm*

Guy: WHOOPS I think a little fart just left my gorgeous butt :cheesy:

Will: UGH! *chockes*

 

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Guy: No way I did that! :angry:

Chris: Oh I totally saw you doing it :wink3:

Jonny: HAHAHAHA!! :laugh3:

Will: Guy, let's face the truth, you drooled on my head while reading all these perverted fangirl banners :dozey:

 

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Chris: Yay I utterly agree with the random statement you just made! :awesome:

Jonny: My new hat makes me look like a buoy.

Guy: My dick itches.

Will: Okay last time I go through my checklist of what I need for murdering innocent fangirls that I keep in my cellar...hmmm...

 

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... the band Coldplay tried new ways of preparing themselves for their next album in their new studio, the Beehive...

 

Chris: WEEEE I'M A BEEE *BZZZZZZ*

Will: Argh! Why the heck am I balancing on a flying panel? Chris!! Just because the studio is called 'Beehive' doesn't mean everything has to fly around!!

Jonny: FUCK, where did the bloody gravity go!? And why the heck is Guy stuck on the ceiling!?

Guy: Help...

 

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Chris: I made a list of all the important stuff I've learned! :cheesy:

Will: What is written there, Guy?

Guy: Amongst others: "Always deny Will's blatant baldness to make him feel special" ... :wtf:

Jonny: You're so incredibly nice :wacky:

new LOLdplay LOL:

 

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Miller (?) : You know, you should really stop breathing 'Jonny' into the mic all the time while you're playing clocks, that might irritate the crowd a bit...

Chris: Aw common, I know they like it, especially the girls!

Will: Drums... I like my drums... :wacky:

 

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Jonny: Chris I love you so much that I sweated a heart for you on my chest.

Chris: Her, sniff this, that's the smell of love *lifts arm*

Guy: WHOOPS I think a little fart just left my gorgeous butt :cheesy:

Will: UGH! *chockes*

 

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Guy: No way I did that! :angry:

Chris: Oh I totally saw you doing it :wink3:

Jonny: HAHAHAHA!! :laugh3:

Will: Guy, let's face the truth, you drooled on my head while reading all these perverted fangirl banners :dozey:

 

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Chris: Yay I utterly agree with the random statement you just made! :awesome:

Jonny: My new hat makes me look like a buoy.

Guy: My dick itches.

Will: Okay last time I go through my checklist of what I need for murdering innocent fangirls that I keep in my cellar...hmmm...

 

chrismain_512438a.jpg

 

... the band Coldplay tried new ways of preparing themselves for their next album in their new studio, the Beehive...

 

Chris: WEEEE I'M A BEEE *BZZZZZZ*

Will: Argh! Why the heck am I balancing on a flying panel? Chris!! Just because the studio is called 'Beehive' doesn't mean everything has to fly around!!

Jonny: FUCK, where did the bloody gravity go!? And why the heck is Guy stuck on the ceiling!?

Guy: Help...

 

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Chris: I made a list of all the important stuff I've learned! :cheesy:

Will: What is written there, Guy?

Guy: Amongst others: "Always deny Will's blatant baldness to make him feel special" ... :wtf:

Jonny: You're so incredibly nice :wacky:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

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Will: The guy with the monkey mask creeps me out...

Guy: Don't worry Will, he's just staring at the beauteousness that is walking right next to you :charming:

 

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Chris: Arrrrrr I really need to pee!

Will: Guy! Stop shooting pictures during interviews, that very unpolite!:angry:

Guy: Sorry, but this girl is way too HAWT.

Jonny: Yep, it's better to be not so close to Chris, otherwise I'd be all over him.

 

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Chris: I can't hold it any longer!! :bigcry:

Will: GUY! :angry:

Guy: Only one more pic!

Jonny: *senses Chris feeling uncomfortable*

 

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Will: Lord, finally! :shame:

Guy: Stop bitching about it, 'kay? :dozey:

Jonny: Chris, everything okay?

Chris: : Not anymore :embarassed:

Thank you! :kiss:

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