Bleeeeeeugh! Yuuuuuuck! Why'd you have to mention that he has a dinkle? I'd previously imagined him as a penis-less action man figure.

 

What? It's so saggy and nice. Julie said it tastes like roasted apples, too.

As they say, seeing is believing.

 

So what proof do you need?

He wants a sex tape, obviously. :rolleyes:

He wants a sex tape, obviously. :rolleyes:

 

Or photos

He wants a sex tape, obviously. :rolleyes:

 

OMG, MARK, WTF DID YOU DO TO SARA!?

.

 

"LULZ WUT."

"LULZ WUT."

 

God, you're a master of disguise.

Nice impersonation.

 

I'm next, guess who:

 

:rolleyes:

I could post his sex tape from one of his old pedo sites, buuut that would be mean. :(

 

 

 

*Sends out PM's*

 

:wideeyed:

 

 

Julie, I want to have sex with the pink happy faces in your sig :blush:

I'm still waiting for Milica to go out with me Sara.

LULZ.

giggity giggity goo