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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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Only if Pitufo can come too. :nice:

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Of course Pitufo can come:awesome:

 

I hope your bed is big enough...:uhoh:

:shame: No, it's small. :sick:

And there's also a ton of unnecessary stuff under the bed, but I'm sure you already noticed that.

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oh.......this is unnecessary stuff?:uhoh:

 

we started smoking it....:freak:

 

 

 

btw....I have a new business:

I do also sell and create jukebox dildos now.....for lonely girls like me:mellow:

You smoke everything?

Even the old teddy bears from my childhood? :disappointed:

 

Yup, lonely girls like us ...

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yes....those are the best and most aromatic ones:drunk:

and the most healthy ones...:wink3:

 

ooooh I'd love to say something now, but that'd be super weird and people could get the wrong image of me...:uhoh:

 

:wacky:

I bet there was still a lot of mice crap in them. :disappointed:

 

:uhoh: :uhoh2:

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oh you mean these brown dots?:surprised:

I thought those were brown polka dots....:disappointed:

 

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no

 

 

 

 

:uhoh2:

Nope, no polka dots. :disappointed:

I bet there's a dead mouse somewhere down there too. :bigcry:

 

 

 

:uhoh:

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dead mouse? You mean that grey furry thing?:awesome:

I clued it on my ass to make Jim smoke it right from my ass....:shy:

 

Iz, well.....I sell condoms for the happy boys and girls and dildos for the unhappy girls:wacko:

:awesome: You made him smoke a dead mouse off your naked arse?

smoking dead mouses? what :bigcry:

Iz, well.....I sell condoms for the happy boys and girls and dildos for the unhappy girls:wacko:

ooooh, makes sense :nice:

 

well, as long as the boys & girls behave.

Are you smoking any other dead animals? :sick:

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I am sorry....but since we smoke fur we also smoke dead animals.....why do you think Jim made a "song" called "dead cats, dead rats"...it's his love song for me.....:wacky:

 

 

wtf am I talking?:uhoh:

 

What about dead molerats? I hear they taste gooooooooood :wacko:

What aren't you smoking, girl?

wtf,

so we're a love house :heart: that has condoms provided by juliaa,

& somehow dead animals live in it too? :sick:

I'm becoming rather confused myself. :sick:

wtf,

so we're a love house :heart: that has condoms provided by juliaa,

& somehow dead animals live in it too? :sick:

 

Who doesn't wanna live in a house with dead animals and used condoms? :awesome:

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we're having a love house. I offer the condoms for the happy people and the dildos for the girls who come in here accidentally. I would also offer dead animals to smoke their fur. But this is only for the weird people.

This thread gives me funny feelings :D

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Who doesn't wanna live in a house with dead animals and used condoms? :awesome:

 

I wanna live in a loooove house where buying more condoms would be eeeeeaaasssyyy

I wanna live in a loooove house where buying more condoms would be eeeeeaaasssyyy

 

:awesome:

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