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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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i'm having preggo moodswings, :disappointed: i suck.

:hug:

 

Night, hookers and pimps! School tomorrow :(

:awesome: Legendary double post.

 

Great ... just missed my train and now I'll miss my first class.

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OMG....I had...the best....dream...last night:dead:

 

I was Jim Morrison's girlfriend and made out with him all night long:dead::bomb:

 

 

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

 

omg...and today I went to the doctor and he said I am not supposed to work until thrsday....because of that dream..:wacky:

 

haha no not because of that dream..:disappointed:

OMG....I had...the best....dream...last night:dead:

 

I was Jim Morrison's girlfriend and made out with him all night long:dead::bomb:

 

 

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

 

omg...and today I went to the doctor and he said I am not supposed to work until thrsday....because of that dream..:wacky:

 

LOL I would love to have that dream if that means four days off school.

You seem to be really sick then. :disappointed:

But Congratulations on that dream :wacky:

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Oh thanks for the congrats.....esp. because it was just a dream...:bigcry:

 

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... :bigcry:

 

actually I am feeling better today than I did during the weekend...:wacky:

He didn't come by your house yet? :disappointed:

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well, I have taken that video in my sig some hours ago:mellow:

 

He told me I can have a break now

Are you high on fur then? :surprised:

I'm high on smurf houses. :disappointed:

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that's not bad either.....oh btw....I will visit you soon to care for the mushroom farm.....would you mind if Jim and me cared for it together under your bed? We will bring our own fur as well....:shy:

No, I don't mind at all. You're both welcome to live merrily under my bed. :nice:

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oh great you're the best:heart:

 

you can join us if you want.....:wacko:

Papa Smurf has asked to do that as well....:wacky:

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