Badly photoshopped pictures of avatars in bed = bad idea

no shit :sad:

:bigcry:

 

I will go to bed now.....goodnight pimps, hookers, customers, underaged people, Ren, Iz, Kels, Julie and everybody else:lips:

 

I will go out and find somebody tomorrow so that I don't have to come on here anymore and freak out underaged people....:disappointed:

 

ahha...:wacky:

 

noooooooo...:evil:

goodnight furry queen of condoms :kiss:

we love you.

Oh my God :sick:

Today I tried to sneak on here in Computer class and my teacher caught me and said out loud "...a jukebox CONDOM shop?" and everyone laughed :disappointed:

DAMMITTTTT JULIA! :bigcry:

 

Iz, well.....I sell condoms for the happy boys and girls and dildos for the unhappy girls:wacko:

What about happy boys and girls?

Who doesn't wanna live in a house with dead animals and used condoms? :awesome:

Awwww...:heart:

Mr. Pimptastic!

12-year-old pimp, eh?

Don't wanna weep for you, I don't wanna know

I'm blind and tortured, the white horses flow

The memories fire, the rhythms fall slow

Black beauty I love you so

 

:heart:

:kiss:

From the loveshack webcam:

 

Gaaaah :bigcry:

Hahaha Dee. :dead:

Oh my God :sick:

Today I tried to sneak on here in Computer class and my teacher caught me and said out loud "...a jukebox CONDOM shop?" and everyone laughed :disappointed:

DAMMITTTTT JULIA! :bigcry:

 

HAHAHAHAHA really? :lol:

 

Aww poor you :hug:

dee, :lol: im SO sorry.

 

i'm going to see a movie :heart: byee

Hahaha Dee. :dead:

 

HAHAHAHAHA really? :lol:

 

Aww poor you :hug:

 

dee, :lol: im SO sorry.

 

i'm going to see a movie :heart: byee

 

thanks. :(

 

yay i got a hug from ren :wacky: that's all i ever wanted in life

 

hi iz, bye iz :kiss:

yay i got a hug from ren :wacky: that's all i ever wanted in life

 

You get another one :hug: AND a bit of my acoustic version of starlight :kiss:

 

 

 

http://www.zshare.net/audio/6787314748788542/

You get another one :hug: AND a bit of my acoustic version of starlight :kiss:

 

 

 

http://www.zshare.net/audio/6787314748788542/

 

Now you're just showing off :lol:

But I love it! :heart: very beautiful

but you need to sing it in your voice...and put yourself up on video :kiss:

Aww ok, no more muse covers ever again i promise :disappointed:

 

:wacky:

Aww ok, no more muse covers ever again i promise :disappointed:

 

:wacky:

What? Why the hell not? I loved it!

Never, EVER have chocolate and then guzzle down sparkling grapefruit juice. Evar. :disappointed:

Nice to know

I know, rite? :wacky:

YA RITE

dee, pretty pretty hooker ♥

What? Why the hell not? I loved it!

You're too sweet :lips:

What happened here? :sick:

Oh my God :sick:

Today I tried to sneak on here in Computer class and my teacher caught me and said out loud "...a jukebox CONDOM shop?" and everyone laughed :disappointed:

DAMMITTTTT JULIA! :bigcry:

 

 

What about happy boys and girls?

 

Awwww...:heart:

 

12-year-old pimp, eh?

 

:kiss:

 

Gaaaah :bigcry:

 

ahahahahahahahahha....omg hahahaha....:lol:

 

I guess your teacher wants to talk to the boss of the shop now....?:uhoh:

Tell your teacher I have great things to offer and I'd be happy to welcome him/her as a customer....he/she will even get a free condom:wacko:

Any Sonderangebote today?

oh....well......my Sonderangebot is still the "runnin blue", blue furry Doors condom:wacky:

 

omg....I've just thought about how weird I am....haha...:disappointed:

But furry ones will cause too much internal trouble for mah lady!

She's not into s/m. :disappointed:

 

I need furry- free condoms, I just can't hurt her.........................

......that much. :blush:

 

And I think you guys are hilarious, not weird. :hug:

Ok....I will create a furry-free one for you....:cheesy:

 

you can tell me your favourite colour and song and I will try to find the appropriate thing for you...:wacko:

 

oh....haha...:wacky:

I'd like one which is 100% transparent. :P:blush:

And it should play Reckoner by Radiohead, can we get little sound- boxes, so we actually will be able to hear it?

 

 

I wish......

oh I see you are really modest....ok...you will get a transparent one with small boxes in it that constantly plays Reckoner by Radiohead....but be careful...the wilder you get the louder the music gets:wink3:

 

and I will try to find special boxes that won't hurt...:wacko:

I love your shop! :dance:

 

But the boxes cannot be inside :bigcry:

I really wouldn't want to cause too much pain, you know.

Not with her. :disappointed:

 

If you could fix that, I'd gladly order 100 of' em! :wideeyed: