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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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That's why it's called a jukebox condom. :awesome:

 

It probably only plays the meow mix song. :disappointed:

You'll have to ask Julia. :wacky: It's her speciality.

durr :awesome:

 

ya, well that's why you gotta ask her, :disappointed: i dun't know which one it plays..

:bigcry: my tummy is rambling, aah.

I wanna give you a huge cheesecake. :hug:

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It's with chocolate and a bear! :blush:

*giantcheesycake*

 

It's with chocolate and a bear! :blush:

deliciosoo, thanks :kiss:

 

 

ZOMG, food ads are haunting me :bigcry:

 

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aaah, i want it :sad:

Whoops ... the pic is really huge. :awesome:

:charming: True true ...

 

I'm off for a while. :kiss:

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OMG I love it:heart:

this should be my new shop sign...:blush:

 

 

What song does it play?

 

Oh you can choose between "Dead cats, dead rats" by tadaaaaaa the Doors,

 

or the "Kitty song" by a punk band I don't know.....but I recommend punk...you can go more wild I guess:wacko:

Audio- problems solved, Miss Rensolo? :wideeyed:

OMG I love it:heart:

this should be my new shop sign...:blush:

 

 

 

 

Oh you can choose between "Dead cats, dead rats" by tadaaaaaa the Doors,

 

or the "Kitty song" by a punk band I don't know.....but I recommend punk...you can go more wild I guess:wacko:

 

I choose "Kitty song" because the other one sounds too morbid. :freak:

uh, a pizzaflovored condom playing volare by domenico modugno :wacky:

can you do that julia? :heart:

We're nothing compared to Ren. :nice:

 

But I think we'd gladly accept a biggest weirdo award. :cheesy:

Oh shuddup! :snobby:

 

You're a big perv! You.. you.. sasha grey! :wacko:

You kinda turned her into that. :anxious:

Actually, you're right because a couple months ago Imke and I were planning a stripper thing. :uhoh:

See? It's not my fault, you were pervy all along :wacko: Especially YOU, animal lova! :whip:

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