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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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Welcome hooker. :cheesy:

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*hugs Eric while licking doll's nose*

LMAO

 

Are you guys still hiring? I need a job :disappointed:

come on in :heart: i need a new hoe

I hope none of the fur involved is kitteh fur. :uhoh:

You evil, evil, kitteh killing person. :sick:

come on in :heart: i need a new hoe

 

:bigcry: you ... pimp-ho-thing :bigcry:

come on in :heart: i need a new hoe

 

Hooray for prostitution :awesome:

 

What are my hours?

how many kitties did you kill there julia? :surprised:

 

 

eric, stay away :bigcry:

Hooray for prostitution :awesome:

 

What are my hours?

it'll give you call when i have a job ready :pimp2:

I will donate blaine to your cause Kelsie. You can have a black cat fur coat :nice:

 

it will be really really small :sick: cuz it's only one cat

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:devil:

 

woooot now that I changed my sig and avi I should go to bed....night pimps:smoking:

What are my hours, and how much am I worth? :wacky:

 

I will donate blaine to your cause Kelsie. You can have a black cat fur coat :nice:

 

it will be really really small :sick: cuz it's only one cat

 

But I don't want you to kill your kitteh. :sad:

Night, Venus. :hug:

 

*schleim*

:devil:

 

woooot now that I changed my sig and avi I should go to bed....night pimps:smoking:

 

What about the hoes? :(

Bye Julia

he is kinda sick, so I think i will kill him :smug:

 

how many kitties did you kill there julia? :surprised:

 

 

eric, stay away :bigcry:

 

it'll give you call when i have a job ready :pimp2:

 

:disappointed:

i'm going too.

ericpopo aww, go buy those shoes, i wuv you :kiss: my quesolover :charming:

 

bye, night.. julia master *worships*

 

 

bye imke pimp partner :heart: & dee/hater :kiss:

Bye bye new boss :wacko:

 

I need to go to sleep now too... In the corner of your shed :disappointed:

What about the hoes? :(

Bye Julia

 

she doesn't really love us :disappointed: we are just property

 

:lips: that's okay with me. I will be your property, and you can abuse me, as long as I have Mr. Bellamy :daisy:

i'm going too.

ericpopo aww, go buy those shoes, i wuv you :kiss: my quesolover :charming:

 

bye, night.. julia master *worships*

 

 

bye imke pimp partner :heart: & dee/hater :kiss:

Aw...how sweet. Bye Iz :hug:

Bye Iz!

 

Wait Eric, is Blaine the ebil kitteh?

Bye Iz! :heart:

Bye Iz!

 

Wait Eric, is Blaine the ebil kitteh?

 

yes :uhoh: he is the one who stares into my soul, and the destroyer of cheap window blinds :sick: I had to get new blinds! :bigcry:

 

:disappointed:

 

 

*goes eat her heart out*

 

awww :lol: have fun with your pizza!

 

 

ask for extra queso :sneaky:

 

yes :uhoh: he is the one who stares into my soul, and the destroyer of cheap window blinds :sick: I had to get new blinds! :bigcry:

 

 

In that case... I will kill him myself. :evil:

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