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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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You're evil. :bigcry:

Ok.....I heard want to buy condoms...what exactly do you want?

I am sorry...I am so busy right now, because I need to find out how to make that gif...otherwise I'll go crazy ahhhh

 

i don't envy you :wacky: you can use GIMP .... :sick: gimp for pimps... that must be a nasty program

 

loook, you're not on sale anymore, popo :disappointed:

 

ur gonna use me to your advantage! :bigcry:

 

it's my world:snobby:

 

mine, mine, mine, mine:bigcry:

 

:mellow: is this the master moderator pimp in control?

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i don't envy you :wacky: you can use GIMP .... :sick: gimp for pimps... that must be a nasty program

 

 

 

ur gonna use me to your advantage! :bigcry:

 

 

 

:mellow: is this the master moderator pimp in control?

 

the problem is: I own everything except machines....so I will never know how to use a GIMP:bigcry:

Eric, you will get your Davey doll since he has fur on his head in that pic...:nice:

 

:lips: isn't he beautiful?

 

i have more :sneaky:

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actually...I don't care about Dave Matthes right now....I only care for that video part I want to have in my sig:bigcry:

 

gosh my head aches

:bigcry: I can't find my aweshum Davey fuzzehman pic *diesaloneinthecornerwithadoll*

i'm a fat pimp :bigcry:

 

you are the most beautiful pimp evar ! :cheesy: :hug: Ahora! Me das mucho queso! :lips:

 

actually...I don't care about Dave Matthes right now....I only care for that video part I want to have in my sig:bigcry:

 

gosh my head aches

 

lol... my head is aching too... I need you fuzzy dave! :bigcry:

 

*looks more*

Hahaha, you changed the name of the thread.

you are the most beautiful pimp evar ! :cheesy: :hug: Ahora! Me das mucho queso! :lips:

ooh rawwr,

 

how-to-make-cheese.jpg :charming:

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If I will ever rule this world......the first thing I would do would be taking Jim Morrison out of his grave, bring him to life again and make him sing this fucking song to me:bigcry:

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LtPVBqQsf8]YouTube - The Doors "Light My Fire" on The Ed Sullivan Show[/ame]

 

oh shit...oh shit...oh shit:dead::bomb:

 

WHY WAS I BORN IN THE FUCKING 80s?????

 

:bigcry:

Ewww, it's blue. :sick:

ooh rawwr,

 

how-to-make-cheese.jpg :charming:

 

Ewww, it's blue. :sick:

 

i noticed that right away too :sick:

 

amo tu queso azul :wink3:

Why? :sick:

Many reasons :sick:

*grabs on to doll and curls up in a dark corner*

You hug your doll, I'll hug my mouse.

don't be afraid :daisy: queso love is just a natural way that some people like to express their feelings for each other :cheesy:

LMAO

 

Are you guys still hiring? I need a job :disappointed:

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