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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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I think sometimes I behave too much like Dream:uhoh:

 

 

oooooh don't forget to vote me for best alias creator...:whip:

Will do! You deserve it :lips:

 

Aww i still prefer you over dream :kiss:

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I will tell her to give you one of her children:kiss:

Oh true, she had babies with my horse... dang! :disappointed:

dear owner of this shop....I just heard about this business and have an order for my horse and me....we need:

-2x pink jukebox condom, playing "love me two times", with that cherry cream taste (just like my boobies)

-3x furry green frog condom, horse size

and sme jukebox dildos for me if I get bored.........horse size, too

 

 

I hope you can send these items as soon as possible

 

cheers:kiss:

 

dream

From the loveshack webcam:

 

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Will do! You deserve it :lips:

 

Aww i still prefer you over dream :kiss:

 

:blush:

 

Oh true, she had babies with my horse... dang! :disappointed:

 

yes.....and I see they use my condoms now...:awesome:

This thread has taken a turn for the worst... I didn't even think that was possible. :uhoh:

yamfox you're too young to be in this thread :sick:

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This thread has taken a turn for the worst... I didn't even think that was possible. :uhoh:

 

:disappointed:

 

you are right...:bigcry:

dear owner of this shop....I just heard about this business and have an order for my horse and me....we need:

-2x pink jukebox condom, playing "love me two times", with that cherry cream taste (just like my boobies)

-3x furry green frog condom, horse size

and sme jukebox dildos for me if I get bored.........horse size, too

 

 

I hope you can send these items as soon as possible

 

cheers:kiss:

 

dream

 

"horse size":lol:

Apparently i offended her so bad she logged off... I'm in trouble, ain't I?

From the loveshack webcam:

 

helloo.png

 

:bigcry:

what have I done?I feel so guilty

You haven't done anything baby, ignore those bitches! :kiss:

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You haven't done anything baby, ignore those bitches! :kiss:

 

I just opened my own condom business on a Coldplay forum with underaged people:bigcry:

On another note///////

 

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Badly photoshopped pictures of avatars in bed = bad idea

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:bigcry:

 

I will go to bed now.....goodnight pimps, hookers, customers, underaged people, Ren, Iz, Kels, Julie and everybody else:lips:

 

I will go out and find somebody tomorrow so that I don't have to come on here anymore and freak out underaged people....:disappointed:

 

ahha...:wacky:

 

noooooooo...:evil:

:bigcry:

 

I will go to bed now.....goodnight pimps, hookers, customers, underaged people, Ren, Iz, Kels, Julie and everybody else:lips:

 

I will go out and find somebody tomorrow so that I don't have to come on here anymore and freak out underaged people....:disappointed:

 

ahha...:wacky:

 

noooooooo...:evil:

Aww nighty night Julia, have sweet pervy dreams :kiss:

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