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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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I'm the one on the sofa who seems to be waving with a broken arm.

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hahaha waving with a broken arm...:wacky:

 

 

I will go to bed now....these are enough weird things for today...:wacky:

 

goodnight pervs:lips:

The person on the far left looks like she's having way too much fun. :wacky:

hahaha waving with a broken arm...:wacky:

 

 

I will go to bed now....these are enough weird things for today...:wacky:

 

goodnight pervs:lips:

 

Night Night :awesome: :kiss:

the big black woman is eric :heart:

 

:o

 

 

I'm the hottest :surprised:

 

I do actually think I should stop posting, because I am becoming weirder everyday...:bigcry:

 

I need a therapy...:wacky:

 

*goes to psychoanalysis* :wacky:

nooooooo Ren don't leave....you revealed my dirty side and I love it:lips:

 

:wacky:

 

oh Dee....have you seen my sig-spoiler?:uhoh:

 

about the clients question:

Well, it's better than I thought....:gorgeous:

Aww :hug:

hahahahahahahaha

 

/uselesspostbeforehegoestoworkandignoresallthemessagesonhisprofileandfeelsguiltyandeatsaraisinbranandtakesashowerandgetsnakedshiveringbecauseitscoldand

 

 

 

:wacky:

...I'd buy you a blanket but then I remember you're naked.

:hug: for dee and julia

 

:hump: for ren :wacky:

 

 

hump.gif for izzeh :lips:

 

66catsareawesomeuk4.jpg 4 kelsie :wacky:

 

 

K I'M GOIN GTO WORK NOW FINE :bigcry: :bigcry:

I feel special :wacky:

Where do you work, Erico?

the big black woman is eric :heart:

Damn.

I'll leave you pervs alone :uhoh:

The one and only king of pervs calling us...this is surprising.

i say the naked one in the middle is dee :nice:

pervert.jpg

Damn.

 

you know you like it, hun :lips:

come to big momma :sneaky:

 

Aww :hug:

 

...I'd buy you a blanket but then I remember you're naked.

 

I feel special :wacky:

Where do you work, Erico?

 

:lol: < to the naked part

 

i work at a fancy place where I have to wear clothes and sit in a dark place making romantic pictures of dots and lines :wacky:

you know you like it, hun :lips:

come to big momma :sneaky:

 

 

 

:lol: < to the naked part

 

i work at a fancy place where I have to wear clothes and sit in a dark place making romantic pictures of dots and lines :wacky:

I am confused.

argh stupid dp

 

 

oh I forgot...if Imke agrees you are touching her boobies...:wacky:

 

Whaaat?

 

At least they're covered ... :sick:

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They're covered with Keith's hand...:uhoh:

 

 

 

uuuuuuh.....IMKE where are you? You said we should post drunk togehter.....and the only night I am drunk is from thursday to friday...:wacky:

She went to sleep a couple hours ago...

This thread should be spammed right now.

Get started on it.

I have no respect for you, therefore your argument is irrelevant :rolleyes: ;) :smug:

Your opinions are biased.;) :rolleyes: :smug:

:disappointed: I miss you all! :kiss:

 

Whore ! :snobby:

 

Thanks. :disappointed: You're confusing me though ... am I a whore-pimp or a pimp-whore?!

 

They're covered with Keith's hand...:uhoh:

 

 

 

uuuuuuh.....IMKE where are you? You said we should post drunk togehter.....and the only night I am drunk is from thursday to friday...:wacky:

 

Damn it ... I've been trying to get drunk yesterday ... didn't work though. We should totally buy a bottle of Vodka and get drunk in front of the screen ... that wouldn't be sad at all, no.

:disappointed: I miss you all! :kiss:

 

Damn it ... I've been trying to get drunk yesterday ... didn't work though. We should totally buy a bottle of Vodka and get drunk in front of the screen ... that wouldn't be sad at all, no.

i miss my whores too :cry:

 

ugh, :sad: i can't even get drunk

i used to be so addicted to booze, how horrible is that :bigcry:

maybe the baby is saving me from myself :uhoh:

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