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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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On a different subject, do you have a condom that plays "Jenny was a friend of mine"?

Good morning. :charming:

Yup ... but I kinda hope my brother leaves soon, so I can use the TV downstairs and watch my HAARP DVD again ... without him telling me how bad Muse is. :dozey:

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Oh that just reminds me that I was holding the HAARP CD in my hands randomly as I was shopping CDs again on friday....:wacky:

 

I so didn't want to buy anything....but after all I couldn't resist:disappointed:

 

I didn't buy Muse though,...

What did you buy?

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I bought the Mark Ronson album where he mostly covers songs....and I got addicted to it afterwards...:wacky:

 

and a Van Morrison album....

Aha. :nice: I have three albums that I haven't listened to yet. :sick: And I don't feel like it ...

I'm wondering whether I should buy a Travis album... :thinking:

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oooh do it Imke.....it's so great to listen to new albums and find songs you get addicted to...:blush:

 

ooooh and do it Kelsie....my favourite it "the invisible band"...

ooooh and do it Kelsie....my favourite it "the invisible band"...

 

I don't see that one on iTunes...

I'm thinking about buying The Boy with No Name. :nice:

Yeah, I know. It's like a Muse-brainwash ... everytime I start iTunes or get my iPod I automatically listen to Muse. :freak:

 

Kels, I've got the best of, it's a nice way to start. I also have Ode to J.Smith, but that is one of the albums I haven't listened to yet. :lipsrsealed2:

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oh the Boy with no name is nice, too....but I like the invisible band most....I must admit....I like Travis' songs, but tere are so much better live....somehow I don't like their studio versions that much...

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Yeah, I know. It's like a Muse-brainwash ... everytime I start iTunes or get my iPod I automatically listen to Muse. :freak:

 

Kels, I've got the best of, it's a nice way to start. I also have Ode to J.Smith, but that is one of the albums I haven't listened to yet. :lipsrsealed2:

 

ahah I must admit....I bought Ode to J. Smith some weeks ago and haven't really listened to it ,too...:uhoh:

I'd rather get a real album than a best of album. :P

 

Itunes doesn't seem to have the invisible band... :\

Yay, HAARP time. :freak: See you later ladies. :kiss:

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hmmmm "the man who" has some good songs on it....my only problem with it is that I heard these songs live first and then bought the album...and I was disappointed, because live they sounded so much better

Bye Imke!

 

I guess it's going to be hard for me to choose. :tongue:

Hi there Julia..

I have this awesome idea of a condom and I hope you can do it for me.

I want a condom which can turn my sex partner into one of the members of the band of the song that will be played from the condom jukebox.

For example if I use a Radiohead song, my partner automatically turns into Colin Greenwood.

 

Please tell me you can do that.

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