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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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That bastard! :o

 

Btw, tell him to start posting in the lounge or i'll send 3 mods after him :mellow:

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He won't post in the lounge because he's scared of mods. :wtf:

Then i'm gonna have to make mods post in your secret little thread, how about that? :mellow:

Then he'll hide in the releases section. :uhoh:

Thanks for telling me, i'll send another mod there too :devil:

I have to go now but i'll continue with my evil plan when i come back :mellow:

 

See ya soon kitten lova! :lips:

OMG I love it:heart:

this should be my new shop sign...:blush:

 

:blush: Yes!!!

 

 

Oh shuddup! :snobby:

 

You're a big perv! You.. you.. sasha grey! :wacko:

 

Nope. Julia and me are sweet, innocent and slightly girly pervs.

You, Mr.Gaga, are the super-duper-uber-mega-macho-porn-perv and you know it. :snobby:

 

Btw, put that on please. :blush:

 

juliasjukebox.jpg

 

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Audio- problems solved, Miss Rensolo? :wideeyed:

 

 

Well, I thought of headphones....but I don't know how they good they'd be...I mean you won't hear anything else than the music....:thinking:

 

uh, a pizzaflovored condom playing volare by domenico modugno :wacky:

can you do that julia? :heart:

 

I don't know that song, but I am sure I can do that....so I will make a basic yellow one with mainly red and bright yelllow dots on it. To make it look like a pizza:nice:

 

:blush: Yes!!!

 

 

 

 

Nope. Julia and me are sweet, innocent and slightly girly pervs.

You, Mr.Gaga, are the super-duper-uber-mega-macho-porn-perv and you know it. :snobby:

 

Btw, put that on please. :blush:

 

juliasjukebox.jpg

 

 

You are right. We are sweet. INNOCENT. and esp. slightly girly pervs:shy:

Yup, we are. :shy:

He corrupted us.

 

Ugh ... off to bed ... I've to get up at 5.20am. :sick:

Hi !

 

:awesome: :awesome: :awesome:

 

 

juliasjukebox.jpg

:stunned:

But that's.. that's... Awesome !! :cheesy:

Does your business work Julia ? Many clients ? =)

dee, pretty pretty hooker ♥

:cheesy:

Can you imagine how this would look in real life? Like a store with underaged hookers and pimps and singing condoms all over the place?

You're too sweet :lips:

Well, I'm being serious :kiss:

ahahahahahahahahha....omg hahahaha....:lol:

 

I guess your teacher wants to talk to the boss of the shop now....?:uhoh:

Tell your teacher I have great things to offer and I'd be happy to welcome him/her as a customer....he/she will even get a free condom:wacko:

He told me he's watching me :stunned:

Well he knows my username, maybe he's spying on me now

Just imagine a tall old bald man with little keen eyes reading your conversations and whispering, "I'm watching you. I'm watching you." :sick:

omg....I've just thought about how weird I am....haha...:disappointed:

Just looking at this thread hints a little bit of insanity for all of us, miss Julia :)

:awesome: :awesome: :awesome:

 

 

juliasjukebox.jpg

Damn Imke, you're intimidating me with your sign-making skillz :stunned:

next year Imke and Julia should win the biggest perv award

:disappointed: I need to try harder for this award. Ren has been late for my lessons lately.

:blush: Yes!!!

 

 

 

 

Nope. Julia and me are sweet, innocent and slightly girly pervs.

You, Mr.Gaga, are the super-duper-uber-mega-macho-porn-perv and you know it. :snobby:

 

Btw, put that on please. :blush:

 

juliasjukebox.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:blush: Yes!!!

 

 

 

 

Nope. Julia and me are sweet, innocent and slightly girly pervs.

You, Mr.Gaga, are the super-duper-uber-mega-macho-porn-perv and you know it. :snobby:

 

Btw, put that on please. :blush:

 

juliasjukebox.jpg

You're so not innocent!You're the most pervy pitufa i know :o

 

I'm a sweet angel next to you :angel:

 

And sure but only if you give me a hand :wink3:

 

 

Yup, we are. :shy:

He corrupted us.

 

Ugh ... off to bed ... I've to get up at 5.20am. :sick:

I did not! :diappointed:

 

I'm gonna expose your perv ways, i promise! :mean:

Hi !

 

 

:stunned:

But that's.. that's... Awesome !! :cheesy:

Does your business work Julia ? Many clients ? =)

 

:blush: This is what I always wanted. :blush:

 

Damn Imke, you're intimidating me with your sign-making skillz :stunned:

 

Nooo! Yours was way too awesome to get intimidated. :awesome:

 

You're so not innocent!You're the most pervy pitufa i know :o

 

I'm a sweet angel next to you :angel:

 

And sure but only if you give me a hand :wink3:

 

You can insist on your innocence all you want. Fact is you're gonna win the biggest perv award and I'm not. :angel:

 

I don't want to touch your goodies. :sick:

 

 

I did not! :diappointed:

 

I'm gonna expose your perv ways, i promise! :mean:

 

Bring it on. :charming:

:cheesy:

Can you imagine how this would look in real life? Like a store with underaged hookers and pimps and singing condoms all over the place?

:heart: what a perfect world.

 

 

 

btw, imke.. :kiss:

You can insist on your innocence all you want. Fact is you're gonna win the biggest perv award and I'm not. :angel:

 

I don't want to touch your goodies. :sick:

 

 

 

Bring it on. :charming:

Bah, if i'm such a bad influence then i'm leaving :disappointed:

 

*waves good bye*

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nooooooo Ren don't leave....you revealed my dirty side and I love it:lips:

 

:wacky:

 

oh Dee....have you seen my sig-spoiler?:uhoh:

 

about the clients question:

Well, it's better than I thought....:gorgeous:

hahahahahahahaha

 

/uselesspostbeforehegoestoworkandignoresallthemessagesonhisprofileandfeelsguiltyandeatsaraisinbranandtakesashowerandgetsnakedshiveringbecauseitscoldand

 

 

 

:wacky:

 

:hug: for dee and julia

 

:hump: for ren :wacky:

 

 

hump.gif for izzeh :lips:

 

66catsareawesomeuk4.jpg 4 kelsie :wacky:

 

 

K I'M GOIN GTO WORK NOW FINE :bigcry: :bigcry:

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Hello goodbyeric:hug:

 

 

OOOOOOOMMMMMGGGGGGGG....I SO want to make a condom with this song:heart:

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhQFQEARi08]YouTube - The Yardbirds - For Your Love[/ame]

:hug: for dee and julia

 

:hump: for ren :wacky:

 

 

hump.gif for izzeh :lips:

 

66catsareawesomeuk4.jpg 4 kelsie :wacky:

 

 

K I'M GOIN GTO WORK NOW FINE :bigcry: :bigcry:

:awesome: weirdo

 

 

btw,

moauahaohau, you answered my vm :mellow:

SO, YOU'RE A LIAR (yup, i spelled it right this time!:nice: IN YOUR FACE :kiss::wacko:)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

@julia :bomb: FEAR & LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS? ZOMG, do it.

i love that movie SO much :heart:

Bah, if i'm such a bad influence then i'm leaving :disappointed:

 

*waves good bye*

 

Bah, you little drama queen. :disappointed:

We still wuv you. :kiss:

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Oh Iz.....it's not even about the movie haha....it's about the song...I LOVE IT!:bomb:

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