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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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You should listen to your baby. :kiss:

Booze is fun as long as you don't overdo it.

 

Where is everyone? :bigcry:

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The baby wants you to be healthy <3

aw :blush:

i will buy my baby a superman cape :wacky:

 

& yea :bigcry: where is everyone?

the whore house is so empty </3

This is my first time in here :lol:

 

:elvis: is a hero!

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww! :cheesy:

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH OMG :heart:

 

how adorable is that :blush:

imke, buy it for my baby shower :wacky:

Oh yes! :heart:

We're gonna have a big baby shower and you're baby's getting lots of cute costumes. :heart:

I love you guys, everyone is so full of love <3

:hug:

Oh yes! :heart:

We're gonna have a big baby shower and you're baby's getting lots of cute costumes. :heart:

:blush: i can't wait

cresty, you buy him a spiderman costume <3

okay.

 

You should dress as Juno everydaY <3

:cheesy: i totally should..

i love you cresty :kiss:

 

aah, where is julia & dee? :disappointed:

Julia? Dee? Kelsie? Ren? :bigcry:

:( Okay ... I'll miss him.

 

Still ... where are the others? :bigcry:

:dozey: Thought so ...

Thanks. :disappointed: You're confusing me though ... am I a whore-pimp or a pimp-whore?!

 

 

Damn it ... I've been trying to get drunk yesterday ... didn't work though. We should totally buy a bottle of Vodka and get drunk in front of the screen ... that wouldn't be sad at all, no.

 

Uh... Both ? :wacko:

Haha ! You have to try harder :P

 

Nice idea ! Let's get drunk together XD

Both? :disappointed: I feel dirty.

 

Stupid cocktails ... tasted like juice, I doubt there was any booze in it. :P

 

:wacko: That wouldn't be weird at all. Cyber-drinking ...

Ren takes alot of breaks.

nutella has possessed her,

we need an exorcist :bigcry:

 

Kelsie is a great exorcist. She exorcised me once. :wacko:

Kels is a cat-whore. :disappointed:

 

 

NUTELLA?! Juliaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I bet Jim wants to lick that off your body! :charming:

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