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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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I'm sorry, Julia. :disappointed: I would do a worse job than you ever could.

 

 

Why would you want to seduce us in the first place?

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Because that's what i do when i'm drunk :drunk:

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Bah, so this means it's gonna cost me lots to seduce you if i ever meet any of you? :tongue:

 

haha my problem is just: If someone flirts with me and I am not sure about him he can flirt as much as he wants....I always need my time to be sure and when I am sure it's too late most of the time----because the guy thinks I am not interested....haha last year I used to flirt with that other friend of us at every party and everyone thought we'd be dating soon....now he is together with a friend of mine...:wacky:

Because that's what i do when i'm drunk :drunk:

 

Yeah ... but it takes ages until I'm drunk. :drunk:

 

haha my problem is just: If someone flirts with me and I am not sure about him he can flirt as much as he wants....I always need my time to be sure and when I am sure it's too late most of the time----because the guy thinks I am not interested....haha last year I used to flirt with that other friend of us at every party and everyone thought we'd be dating soon....now he is together with a friend of mine...:wacky:

 

Bah, can't believe how much we're alike when it comes to this. :disappointed:

Bah shy girls are too complicated, i'll stick to slutty girls :wacko:

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and I love it how everyone asks me how is love life doing?"Why can't you find someone?" "I can't believe you can't...you are so cool"....bla:bigcry:

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actually

 

 

 

I think he'd be happy if I wrote him:disappointed:

Bah shy girls are too complicated, i'll stick to slutty girls :wacko:

 

That's because you're a slut. :snobby:

 

and I love it how everyone asks me how is love life doing?"Why can't you find someone?" "I can't believe you can't...you are so cool"....bla:bigcry:

 

:hug: :hug: :hug:

 

actually

 

 

 

I think he'd be happy if I wrote him:disappointed:

 

Even more reason to do it.

That's because you're a slut. :snobby:.

:disappointed:

 

But jules, you really should call the guy. I mean, what's the worst thing that could happen?

Gaahh, we shy girls only have those problems because the guys usually stick to the slutty girls. It's all your fault! :snobby:

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the worst thing is that he'd reject me and it'd be awkward because he is my friend

 

or he'd reject me and tell all the others....but nah he won't do that

 

or I will fuck it up again ,because I am not direct enough....and he gets it wrong....like a mate thing

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Gaahh, we shy girls only have those problems because the guys usually stick to the slutty girls. It's all your fault! :snobby:

 

THIS

 

but actually I even know that he doesn't want a slut and that he only wants to be happy with a girl who fits together with him....he told my best friend

We only go to the slutty girls cos we think you are totally not interested . You say you're shy but hey we don't know that. It's all YOUR fault! :mean:

THIS

 

but actually I even know that he doesn't want a slut and that he only wants to be happy with a girl who fits together with him....he told my best friend

 

Please write him. I think this is your chance.

 

We only go to the slutty girls cos we think you are totally not interested . You say you're shy but hey we don't know that. It's all YOUR fault! :mean:

 

Gah, then take your time to get to know us instead of hooking up with the next slut.

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We only go to the slutty girls cos we think you are totally not interested . You say you're shy but hey we don't know that. It's all YOUR fault! :mean:

 

but we don't get that:bigcry:

 

I am always waiting for a guy to make the first step.....but hpw should he if he thinks I am not interested anyways?:disappointed:

Gah, then take your time to get to know us instead of hooking up with the next slut.

I actually spent like 3 months getting to know this girl and no matter how many things i did to show her i liked her as something more than a friend ,she pretty much showed me she was so not interested and i finally gave up. Then like 3 weeks later a friend we had in common said she liked me back too and i was like :wtf? you have to be kidding me :bomb:

 

Too complicated for me :disappointed:

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I know that if I will write him now I will write something about something we were joking about on thursday....:shifty:

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I actually spent like 3 months getting to know this girl and no matter how many things i did to show her i liked her as something more than a friend ,she pretty much showed me she was so not interested and i finally gave up. Then like 3 weeks later a friend we had in common said she liked me back too and i was like :wtf? you have to be kidding me :bomb:

 

Too complicated for me :disappointed:

 

....and sometimes I think: Why should someone be flirting with me if he isn't interested at all?:wtf:

I actually spent like 3 months getting to know this girl and no matter how many things i did to show her i liked her as something more than a friend ,she pretty much showed me she was so not interested and i finally gave up. Then like 3 weeks later a friend we had in common said she liked me back too and i was like :wtf? you have to be kidding me :bomb:

 

Too complicated for me :disappointed:

 

I'm like that too, I guess. :disappointed:

 

I know that if I will write him now I will write something about something we were joking about on thursday....:shifty:

 

What was it?

....and sometimes I think: Why should someone be flirting with me if he isn't interested at all?:wtf:

Exactly, right?! But sometimes i flirt with my regular girl friends but it's more like a joke than serious flirting :uhoh:

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it was the worst joke ever......bad and lame....but we are fans of lame jokes:freak:

 

it is super random and unimportant haha

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Exactly, right?! But sometimes i flirt with my regular girl friends but it's more like a joke than serious flirting :uhoh:

 

and this is what easily confuses me....but actually I think you can differ between it...

I'm like that too, I guess. :disappointed:

 

When they are that shy i have a simple solution. I'm just way more direct or just kiss the girl, if she slaps me then she was really not interested but if she kisses me back then bingoooo! :charming:

it was the worst joke ever......bad and lame....but we are fans of lame jokes:freak:

 

it is super random and unimportant haha

 

Ah, just do whatever you have to do, but please write him.

 

When they are that shy i have a simple solution. I'm just way more direct or just kiss the girl, if she slaps me then she was really not interested but if she kisses me back then bingoooo! :charming:

 

Hahaha. And what if they're too shy to slap you? :P

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