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So am I :freak:

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Oh nevermind... I think the llama is your father. :uhoh:

I don't know.....maybe I will....ah who knows:confused:

 

I'm repeating myself: Do it. You don't have to lose anything this time. :hug:

Jules, i'm lost. Who do you want to call? ( i'm too lazy to read the other pages haha)

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I want to tell a friend of mine that I want to see him more often, because finally I realised (probably too late) that we could really fit together...:bigcry:

Aww jules, i'm gonna say this as sweet as i can but you have to grow some balls woman! Call that mofo and tell him how you feel! It's better than sitting at home thinking about what could've happened. :cool3:

 

But seriously, you should call him. :lips:

yayyyyy add me:wideeyed:

Do you really wish that ? :uhoh:

Okay I'll do it tomorrow, I'm sure I'll have plenty of great ideas during the night :sneaky:

 

You want to kill me now? :bigcry:

 

Perrine nicole smith :uhoh:

Naaah... I'm just... preparing you know, in case you turn into grandpa soon :wacko:

 

Oh nevermind... I think the llama is your father. :uhoh:

That's it ! :wacky:

Ohhh I thought that llama was your son, Perrine.

Naaah... I'm just... preparing you know, in case you turn into grandpa soon :wacko:

Soon? I'm still too young for that :disappointed:

You're not too young for that, you already have a grandchild. :lips:

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I know that it is more than stupid not to do it, but I am so freaking shy....oh my gosh...I am just scared that he'd reject me and that'd be super awkward because we are friends...:disappointed:

 

but like I said before....we flirt a lot when we are drunk...and it's always so strange, because when I am drunk I love doing it and in the end he usually does things like kissing me on cheek and telling me strange things like "Hey Jules you got the jackpot today..." or "Hey Jules you are in the race again"....but after all we are just drunk....and I don't know what he really thinks of me....ahhhh.....and on thursday we finally met again to go to a party and we weren't drunk and I think I realised that it could really work...:wacky:

Julia, seriously send him a little text, I guess you don't wanna ask him to date you, so where's the problem ? :nice:

 

Soon? I'm still too young for that :disappointed:

It comes fast you know :sneaky:

It comes fast you know :sneaky:

Bah, kill me now then cos i want to die young and beautiful :charming:

 

@Julia: Call him! :bomb:

actually....I'd love to ask him-.----indirectly...:uhoh:

 

Gaahh, please do it. :hug:

Do it julia or we'll bitch slap you :evil:

But when will that be? :surprised:

Julia, you really should do it! I know you're shy, but come on! :dance:

 

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:escaping:

 

:o You left out me and gaypa!! :bigcry:

You can ask imke to call him for you, she can seduce the guy on the phone and he'll think is you :charming:

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I don't know:bigcry:

 

 

I have just been asled if I want to go to a concert on friday....too bad I have Placebo tickets for that day...I could have asked him to go to that other concert with me...:wacky:

Whaaaaat? :bigcry: I'm as bad as her when it comes to calling guys.

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Whaaaaat? :bigcry: I'm as bad as her when it comes to calling guys.

 

I thought I could count on you:disappointed:

 

:wacky:

Bah, so this means it's gonna cost me lots to seduce you if i ever meet any of you? :tongue:

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