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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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This is the second time you say some girl wants to rape me but i think it's you i should be careful about :uhoh:

Oh shit I'm unmasked :uhoh:

 

I'm going to bed then... night everyone ! :kiss:

You're just jealous because i'm gonna kiss her first :kiss:

 

Pfffft.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

okay maybe. :disappointed:

All the girls want to rape me Ren, you get used to it.

I know but i don't think i'll ever get used to it :disappointed:

 

For me it's easier irl haha :wacko: And i'll try for sure :lips:

 

Hahahaha you still remember that? xD Aww thanks! :hug:

 

Can we change please? :wacko:

 

Haha, I do. :P How could I forget, blondie.

 

I have to agree with this statement.

 

Sorry Imke. :kiss:

 

:disappointed:

 

Oh shit I'm unmasked :uhoh:

 

I'm going to bed then... night everyone ! :kiss:

 

 

SEE! It's you! :disappointed:

 

Goodnight. :kiss:

Oh shit I'm unmasked :uhoh:

 

I'm going to bed then... night everyone ! :kiss:

Haha i knew it!

 

Good night and sweet dreams dear pepe le pew :kiss:

 

Pfffft.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

okay maybe. :disappointed:

I can see right through you Kels :lips:

 

 

Can we change please? :wacko:

 

Haha, I do. :P How could I forget, blondie.

 

Sure! :hug:

 

Oh please don't remind me that :disappointed:

Sure! :hug:

 

Oh please don't remind me that :disappointed:

 

Yay! :wacko: Hide boys, hide. :hug:

 

Aww, sorry, pitufo.

It's ok pitufa :lips:

 

Btw, you're still up but it must be like 4 in the morning over there, right? :o

 

 

I can see right through you Kels :lips:

 

No you can't. :snobby:

 

 

 

:disappointed:

 

 

:hug:

It's 3am. :wacko: And I've only been up for 20 hours. :lips:

haha you vampire :tongue:

 

Dang, i'm getting so bored. I think i'm off in some mins :disappointed:

You shouldn't have said that dear... You'll have a cute surprise tomorrow :evil:

 

yaaay!

I'm not a vampire, I actually did see the light of day. :p

 

Boo. :disappointed:

You all left me alone , bastards! :disappointed:

I didn't leave you. :disappointed:

I waaaant youuu, I want you so baaaaad!

Okay, leaving now. :nice: Goodnight. :hug:

I didn't leave you. :disappointed:

Yes you did :bigcry:

I waaaant youuu, I want you so baaaaad!

Beatles :heart:

Only just now, because I'm off to bed. :nice:

I'm listening to the Abbey Road album now, I luff it :heart:

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