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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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oh God....I really need to sleep now and then I will continue thinking of this tomorrow...:wacky:

 

Goodnight Ren and Imke:lips:

 

 

and you are allowed to kill me if I don't write him:nice:

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Bah, kill me now then cos i want to die young and beautiful :charming:

Naaah, you're still entertaining, when you'll get boring I'll bring dah needle ;sneaky: ^^

 

:o You left out me and gaypa!! :bigcry:

You shouldn't have said that dear... You'll have a cute surprise tomorrow :evil:

 

Bah shy girls are too complicated, i'll stick to slutty girls :wacko:

Yay ! :charming:

 

@Julia: don't be too direct, first you can joke a bit, and then start trying to know wether he's interested or not !

Gute Nacht, Julia. :hug:

 

And I am going to kill you if you don't write him. :nice:

Hahaha. And what if they're too shy to slap you? :P

You wouldn't slap me? :o Then bingoooooo :wacky:

You wouldn't slap me? :o Then bingoooooo :wacky:

 

Yeah, I mean I can't even slap random guys who touch me. :disappointed:

Although I did beat up two boys when I was younger ... I want the old me back. :wacky:

oh God....I really need to sleep now and then I will continue thinking of this tomorrow...:wacky:

 

Goodnight Ren and Imke:lips:

 

 

and you are allowed to kill me if I don't write him:nice:

 

Aww nighty night Jules! Have sweet dreams :kiss:

 

Naaah, you're still entertaining, when you'll get boring I'll bring dah needle ;sneaky: ^^

Yay ! :charming:

 

 

Ouch :disappointed: So you're just using me for your own entertainment? I feel cheap :bigcry:

 

Too bad you aren't shy or slutty babeh! :lips:

Yeah, I mean I can't even slap random guys who touch me. :disappointed:

Although I did beat up two boys when I was younger ... I want the old me back. :wacky:

Mental note: Don't forget to kiss Imke when i go to wembley :kiss:

 

Ok i might need some beer first cos i think i'm more shy than you and julia combined when i'm sober haha :wacko:

Night Julia ! Good luck for tomorrow :kiss:

 

Ouch :disappointed: So you're just using me for your own entertainment? I feel cheap :bigcry:

 

Too bad you aren't shy or slutty babeh! :lips:

Pretty much, dear toy :cool:

 

What am I then ? :wacko:

 

Hahaha. And what if they're too shy to slap you? :P

 

 

:laugh3:

 

You'd move out of their way surely?

Mental note: Don't forget to kiss Imke when i go to wembley :kiss:

 

Ok i might need some beer first cos i think i'm more shy than you and julia combined when i'm sober haha :wacko:

 

Mental note: Don't slap Ren when he kisses you. :kiss:

 

Oh, I bring you some German beer. :wacko:

Pretty much, dear toy :cool:

 

What am I then ? :wacko:

Boohoo :(

 

Well, i think you are a sweetheart :heart:

 

Mental note: Don't slap Ren when he kisses you. :kiss:

 

Oh, I bring you some German beer. :wacko:

 

Oh you big flirter! I'm so gonna get ya out of your shell :kiss:

 

I never tried german beer before :drunk:

Imke, you better slap him. :mean:

Why? :bigcry:

Why? :bigcry:

 

Because she's mine. :snobby:

:laugh3:

 

You'd move out of their way surely?

 

Something like that ... :uhoh:

 

 

Oh you big flirter! I'm so gonna get ya out of your shell :kiss:

 

I never tried german beer before :drunk:

 

Flirting on the internet is easy. :wacky: Try it. You get a cookie if you can do it. :kiss:

 

:drunk: I'm gonna get you some then. But I'll make sure you don't end up blonde or pink-haired.

 

Imke, you better slap him. :mean:

 

We'll see ... :charming:

Boohoo :(

 

Well, i think you are a sweetheart :heart:

Awww I think I'm okay with that :hug:

 

Btw, careful my dear, Imke might be able to add suspicious things in your beer so that she could rape you :uhoh:

RAPE REN?!

I think I'm gonna run away from this thread now. :uhoh:

You should run away from Imke, everyone here is pure and innocent except her :wacky:

LIES LIES LIES

Because she's mine. :snobby:

You're just jealous because i'm gonna kiss her first :kiss:

Flirting on the internet is easy. :wacky: Try it. You get a cookie if you can do it. :kiss:

 

:drunk: I'm gonna get you some then. But I'll make sure you don't end up blonde or pink-haired.

For me it's easier irl haha :wacko: And i'll try for sure :lips:

 

Hahahaha you still remember that? xD Aww thanks! :hug:

 

 

 

Awww I think I'm okay with that :hug:

 

Btw, careful my dear, Imke might be able to add suspicious things in your beer so that she could rape you :uhoh:

Yay! :kiss:

 

This is the second time you say some girl wants to rape me but i think it's you i should be careful about :uhoh:

You should run away from Imke, everyone here is pure and innocent except her :wacky:

 

I have to agree with this statement.

 

Sorry Imke. :kiss:

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