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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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Or i'll end up posting on a forum with people 40 years younger than me and saying they're all biased and irrelevant! :o Nooooooooooooooooo! :bigcry: This has been a wake up call, i think i'm gonna look for true love now and never use the net again :cool3:

 

 

Bye :kiss:

 

don't trust her :disappointed: you will die alone in your basement because dee will lock you in there with pink furry cuffs :sick:

Or i'll end up posting on a forum with people 40 years younger than me and saying they're all biased and irrelevant! :o Nooooooooooooooooo! :bigcry: This has been a wake up call, i think i'm gonna look for true love now and never use the net again :cool3:

 

 

Bye :kiss:

 

Would that make you 60, or 70? :wacko:

That means he used to be a player before?

 

Aw, you're seriously leaving? (not forever, i get that)

If so, bye Renny! :kiss:

don't trust her :disappointed: you will die alone in your basement because dee will lock you in there with pink furry cuffs :sick:

 

Do you know this from experience?

Ren_squared. :cheesy:

GAAAAAAAAAAH

don't trust her :disappointed: you will die alone in your basement because dee will lock you in there with pink furry cuffs :sick:

ENRICO! life has been so boring without you :bigcry:

you are my heart,

my soul,

my everything. <3

 

 

that's how i do it, i reel them in :charming:

 

 

 

 

oh, and you're next :kiss:

 

 

Do you know this from experience?

 

GAAAAAAAAAAH

 

ENRICO! life has been so boring without you :bigcry:

you are my heart,

my soul,

my everything. <3

 

 

that's how i do it, i reel them in :charming:

 

 

 

 

oh, and you're next :kiss:

 

 

PROoF.

 

 

but the truth is that I would lock dee in my little dungeon

 

 

 

to be my little sister forevar! :surprised:

 

PROoF.

 

 

but the truth is that I would lock dee in my little dungeon

 

 

 

to be my little sister forevar! :surprised:

And he will kill me and slice me in pieces and sell me to local grocery stores for $3.95 a pound :bigcry:

You have a dungeon? :uhoh:

A dungeon of death :(

dungeon? what??? hahahaha that would be silly!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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And he will kill me and slice me in pieces and sell me to local grocery stores for $3.95 a pound :bigcry:

 

A dungeon of death :(

 

whaaat? don't be silly :kiss:

I will pull you apart, it's much better that way :smug:

And you keep your kitties there? :o

 

:disappointed:

whaaat? don't be silly :kiss:

MY THERAPIST TOLD ME ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU :bigcry:

And you keep your kitties there? :o

 

:disappointed:

 

:bigcry: :bigcry: they are the ones who make me perform the deeds!!! :bigcry: :bigcry:

:bigcry: :bigcry: they are the ones who make me perform the deeds!!! :bigcry: :bigcry:

 

What deeds? :uhoh:

You probably have them as your slaves! :sick:

i'm afraid what the hundreds of guests/lurkers on this site are thinking

MY THERAPIST TOLD ME ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU :bigcry:

 

and we all know why you have a therapist

 

:uhoh:

i'm afraid what the hundreds of guests/lurkers on this site are thinking

 

probably something close to the truth :uhoh:

What deeds? :uhoh:

You probably have them as your slaves! :sick:

 

BLAINE sucked my soul :cry:

BLAINE sucked my soul :cry:

 

Don't blame the kittehs, you evil person. :snobby:

and we all know why you have a therapist

 

:uhoh:

He says I'm mental and I have an emotional attachment to dolls. :(

probably something close to the truth :uhoh:

What is the truth?

I think I will get out my phone book and post some of my friends' numbers out on the Interwebz.

But waaait, now that i remember, Perrine you were supposed to be my mommy and now kels is your mommy and we're getting married in 10 years? Oh man, i feel like Oedipus now :uhoh:

:mellow:

Best family ever !

So I'm Imke's granddaughter, Kels daughter, your mommy and we'll be married in a few years... I'm okay with that :wacky:

 

Or i'll end up posting on a forum with people 40 years younger than me and saying they're all biased and irrelevant! :o Nooooooooooooooooo! :bigcry: This has been a wake up call, i think i'm gonna look for true love now and never use the net again :cool3:

 

 

Bye :kiss:

Bwahahahah I'd euthanize you before :heart:

:wtf: What happened here while I was gone?

 

Ren, we were supposed to adopt Kels together ... I don't want to be a single mom, I already have to care for Dee.

 

And now I'm a grandmother? :disappointed:

Yes :blush:

 

Aww..shit... that would mean that my son is my grandfather, and that I'll marry my grandpa :uhoh:

Someone please make a family tree.

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