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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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Do I? I don't even know whom I'm related to. :uhoh:

Mkay... trying to make something... I'm already scared :uhoh:

:uhoh: You really wanna make a family tree?

Oh my ...

:mellow:

Best family ever !

So I'm Imke's granddaughter, Kels daughter, your mommy and we'll be married in a few years... I'm okay with that :wacky:

 

 

Bwahahahah I'd euthanize you before :heart:

Well, i don't mind if you don't mine cos i don't shine if you don't shine :kiss:

 

Aww your'e the best :lips:

 

:wtf: What happened here while I was gone?

 

Ren, we were supposed to adopt Kels together ... I don't want to be a single mom, I already have to care for Dee.

 

And now I'm a grandmother? :disappointed:

We were a bit too hyper last night, sorry :disappointed:

 

Oh yesh, now you're granny imke :lips:

 

Yes :blush:

 

Aww..shit... that would mean that my son is my grandfather, and that I'll marry my grandpa :uhoh:

I could switch places with you-know-who so you could marry a real grandpa :wink3:

 

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:escaping:

Hahahahaha , this is awesome :awesome:

I feel old again. :disappointed:

I'm a great-grandmother.

Aww why are you crying jules? :kiss:

 

And imke , you're a hot milf in my eyes :whip:

But you're a great-grandfather that married his own granddaughter. :lips:

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Because I didn't write him:bigcry:

 

and I guess I never will and after all it will be too late....ahhh

Because I didn't write him:bigcry:

 

and I guess I never will and after all it will be too late....ahhh

 

Ahh, then do it tomorrow. Just a tiny little SMS. :hug:

But you're a great-grandfather that married his own granddaughter. :lips:

Hey i'm supposed to be younger than her, she's my mommy after all . Ok this family is way too confusing :dizzy:

Haha sorry for confusing everyone xD

 

Julia, don't be sad ! Do you want me to add you in our awesome family ? :wacko:

 

Well, i don't mind if you don't mine cos i don't shine if you don't shine :kiss:

 

Aww your'e the best :lips:

 

I could switch places with you-know-who so you could marry a real grandpa :wink3:

*prepares the lethal injection* :heart:

 

Yes! So he would die soon and I'd have all the money for me ! :wacky:

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I know I won't:disappointed:

 

I will continue dreaming of him writing me...:shifty:

Hey i'm supposed to be younger than her, she's my mommy after all . Ok this family is way too confusing :dizzy:

 

You're also the father of your own great-grandson.

I know I won't:disappointed:

 

I will continue dreaming of him writing me...:shifty:

 

Ah please. :kiss: I know it's hard ... maybe get a friend to be with you and write some lines. :hug:

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Haha sorry for confusing everyone xD

 

Julia, don't be sad ! Do you want me to add you in our awesome family ? :wacko:

 

 

*prepares the lethal injection* :heart:

 

Yes! So he would die soon and I'd have all the money for me ! :wacky:

 

yayyyyy add me:wideeyed:

Hey i'm supposed to be younger than her, she's my mommy after all . Ok this family is way too confusing :dizzy:

 

Wait... so your mother is also your granddaughter as well as the mother of your llama child? :freak:

*prepares the lethal injection* :heart:

 

Yes! So he would die soon and I'd have all the money for me ! :wacky:

You want to kill me now? :bigcry:

 

Perrine nicole smith :uhoh:

 

You're also the father of your own great-grandson.

 

Nah ah!

Wait... so your mother is also your granddaughter as well as the mother of your llama child? :freak:

I wasn't aware we had a llama child, we aren't even married.... yet :uhoh:

 

I'm officially lost :disappointed:

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