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Pimps come in: "Venus in fur", my first jukebox condom shop

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ah, why am i dealing with this..

 

 

perrine :heart:

eric, love you :hug: bye ♥

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Eric around here ? :surprised:

 

If you're looking for condoms, Julia is unfortunately absent tonight... try later :sneaky:

LOL

Sorry :shame:

 

Glad you got to see that little thing between his legs today :tongue:

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Hello guys

 

KILL ME GUYS

 

 

I guess life has been mean to me tonight

 

super duper

 

he didn't come....I wrote him that we are all disappointed he didn't come

 

he didn't reply....but I don't give a damn right now...

 

because

 

I went to that party with another guy which wasn't even planned like that...my best friend should have been there, but she wasn't.....so he was the only know I knew....I knew someothers by their faces but that's it...

 

anyways.....I went there with this guy, because our other friends didn't want to go to that party....we danced a lot....REALLY close...and we were really close the whole time

....some people thought we were together....

 

and he used to hit on me all night long

 

so now:

He has a girlfriend. A super duper jealous bitch girlfriend who thinks she can reach everything because she is pretty. She even acts more stupid than she actually is....so, if she finds out about his behaviour tonight she probably wants to kill me (so there are 3 people who want to kill me:wacky:)

there was this other girl who is friends with his girlfriend....and he was getting pretty close to me (it was the moment when he was telling me that he wants to chat with me more often, because he thinks I am super cool) and suddenly I only heard her voice saying "ooooook I think I am going to interrupt you guys here...." and she kept standing next to us...I guess she is going to tell her....ah...

 

so, after all everyone we knew went home and we were left there alone. We went home together (not the whole way, because he lives in opposite direction of me) and before we said goodbye he wanted to have my mobile number and he said he wants to meet me more often ....:freak:

 

stupid life...really

 

 

esp. because he is one of those guys I always wanted to find me cool....according to his style...

 

I am just confused and worried now....because I don't know hoe close it looked....and everyone of our friends will know it soon....it's awkward...

 

 

:bigcry:

 

 

and I can't say I haven't enjoyed it....so, why is this life such a bitch to me and he has a girlfriend?

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Oh and Ren:

 

Thank you for your message:heart:

 

I hope you got my reply:wacko:

 

and thank you guys for thinking of me:kiss:

I am sorry that it's a bit fucked up now...

Awww Julia !

I'm happy for you for the nice guy part, but the jealous girlfriend part sucks...

I somewhat understand her, I wouldn't like my bf to flirt with other girls... but I hope you'll see him again soon and that something will happen ! (and that he'll dump her haha :tongue:)

 

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Hello guys

 

KILL ME GUYS

 

 

I guess life has been mean to me tonight

 

super duper

 

he didn't come....I wrote him that we are all disappointed he didn't come

 

he didn't reply....but I don't give a damn right now...

 

because

 

I went to that party with another guy which wasn't even planned like that...my best friend should have been there, but she wasn't.....so he was the only know I knew....I knew someothers by their faces but that's it...

 

anyways.....I went there with this guy, because our other friends didn't want to go to that party....we danced a lot....REALLY close...and we were really close the whole time

....some people thought we were together....

 

and he used to hit on me all night long

 

so now:

He has a girlfriend. A super duper jealous bitch girlfriend who thinks she can reach everything because she is pretty. She even acts more stupid than she actually is....so, if she finds out about his behaviour tonight she probably wants to kill me (so there are 3 people who want to kill me:wacky:)

there was this other girl who is friends with his girlfriend....and he was getting pretty close to me (it was the moment when he was telling me that he wants to chat with me more often, because he thinks I am super cool) and suddenly I only heard her voice saying "ooooook I think I am going to interrupt you guys here...." and she kept standing next to us...I guess she is going to tell her....ah...

 

so, after all everyone we knew went home and we were left there alone. We went home together (not the whole way, because he lives in opposite direction of me) and before we said goodbye he wanted to have my mobile number and he said he wants to meet me more often ....:freak:

 

stupid life...really

 

 

esp. because he is one of those guys I always wanted to find me cool....according to his style...

 

I am just confused and worried now....because I don't know hoe close it looked....and everyone of our friends will know it soon....it's awkward...

 

 

:bigcry:

 

 

and I can't say I haven't enjoyed it....so, why is this life such a bitch to me and he has a girlfriend?

 

solution:

 

 

 

  1. become a female boxer
  2. train for 30 weeks
  3. punch her in the back of the head
  4. shoot her with a gun
  5. if she's still not dead, shoot her again
  6. repeat step 4 until she is not moving
  7. kiss your new boyfriend :kiss:

 

:nice: I should be a professional advice giver

 

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Awww Julia !

I'm happy for you for the nice guy part, but the jealous girlfriend part sucks...

I somewhat understand her, I wouldn't like my bf to flirt with other girls... but I hope you'll see him again soon and that something will happen ! (and that he'll dump her haha :tongue:)

 

:hug:

 

haha yeah it sucks....actually I understand her being jealous. (ok she will probably not find out about it....)...and she is one of those girls who get jealous suuuper duper fast. He is not even allowed to talk to other girls...:uhoh:

actually.....she is the total opposite of me:wacky:

 

solution:

 

 

 

  1. become a female boxer
  2. train for 30 weeks
  3. punch her in the back of the head
  4. shoot her with a gun
  5. if she's still not dead, shoot her again
  6. repeat step 4 until she is not moving
  7. kiss your new boyfriend :kiss:

 

:nice: I should be a professional advice giver

 

 

hahahahahahah...:lol:

 

thank you eric for such professional advice:blush: I will tell you if it worked in 30 weeks (why has the time of training to be so long:bigcry:?)

Oooh Eric you're so awesome, thanks to you Julia will be able to enjoy his new boyfriend for a few minutes before being arrested by the cops :blush:

 

Are you sure she won't ? Cause if I were her best friend I think I might tell her :uhoh:

Anyway, good luck with that !

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that girl is not her best friend....she just knows her....I don't even know how close friends they are...:uhoh:

 

ah shit...shit....shit...why is life so stupid?:bigcry:

Oh okay that's slightly better ^^

 

Hey don't go too fast, I'm sure you'll see him soon, and seeing everything he said, something great could happen :tongue:

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I don't know

 

I mean he has a girlfriend (although I think it's not really going well with them)...and why should he take me?I mean from my opposite to me....:wacky:

 

I don't know it's just really strange and confusing...and omg...I was always dreaming to get the interest of a skater-boy since I was 16.....:wacky:

 

ahahahaha

 

the best thing was when we fooled two guys we didn't know...we just started talking to them and they asked us if we are together and he said "Nah not directly"....and then there was along break and he said "We are just really good friends"...and they asked us if we are having sex, because you do not have to be together to do that....we said no of course...I didn't get why he didn't mention his girlfriend...

Ahhh, Julia. Didn't expect this. :surprised:

But you know even if this is awesome, it's kinda complicated with the whole girlfriend thing.

Even if she's a bitch and all and even if they're having problems, you shouldn't become "the other girl", you know.

I don't know ... I think you should be careful.

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Ahhh, Julia. Didn't expect this. :surprised:

But you know even if this is awesome, it's kinda complicated with the whole girlfriend thing.

Even if she's a bitch and all and even if they're having problems, you shouldn't become "the other girl", you know.

I don't know ... I think you should be careful.

 

THIS

 

you are so right. And that's why it feels quite awkward....I mean I don't want to be the cause for anyone to be sad...even not her...

 

I don't really get why life has to be that confusing....:disappointed:

 

edit: ahhh I got it now, Iz

 

well not really....he was just supposed to come, but didn*t.....bt we didn't have a date or anything like that

Ok ... did you give him your number? I mean talking usually does no harm.

Sorry, that things are this confusing ... :(

 

 

:disappointed: I'm waiting for a call from a friend that I haven't seen since I left Spain in February ... and she wanted to call half a hour ago. :disappointed:

Damn it ... I miss her so much, I hope she didn't forget that she wanted to call. :bigcry:

:shame: blah, i'm sorry.

did you find a new guy or something? :surprised:

haha, maybe i should just read what happened..

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Ok ... did you give him your number? I mean talking usually does no harm.

Sorry, that things are this confusing ... :(

 

 

:disappointed: I'm waiting for a call from a friend that I haven't seen since I left Spain in February ... and she wanted to call half a hour ago. :disappointed:

Damn it ... I miss her so much, I hope she didn't forget that she wanted to call. :bigcry:

 

yeah I gave him my number. And he asked me to fix my icq again, so this is what I did as well. I really really don't know what was going on there....if it happened because we drank a bit or whatever...but we weren't super drunk I think...:thinking:

 

awwwwww I wish you good luck that she will call soon. Is she still in Spain?

 

:shame: blah, i'm sorry.

did you find a new guy or something? :surprised:

haha, maybe i should just read what happened..

 

hehe well actually I wanted to tell a guy yetserday that I kinda like him and that I want to see him more often....well and then the things I had planned didn't happen....you better read my long post on the last page which I made when I got home tonight...:wacko:

Hm, okay ... let's see if he really calls. After all he might just back down, because of his girlfriend. I don't know ... might have been the alcohol. I guess you'll find out at one point.

 

No, she's back in Italy. Gah, I think she forgot it. :disappointed:

We chatted for a few minutes earlier today and I told her that I'd really love to call her and she said she would call me if I give her my "Festnetz" number, because she has a "günstigen Tarif" (my brain's fried today). Me calling her would be way too expensive. :disappointed:

aww, i read it julia.

wow.. i'm not one to tell someone to take a bf from someone,

but i think that if he likes you better he'll leave her for you, let her know why & not be a big jerk about it.

we can't pick & choose who we like, :nice: & to me it sounds like he really likes you.

just hope for the best & be positive.. things will happen the way they are ment to,

i learned from my long party days :disappointed: that you can't push anything..

just wait for him & don't mind her. if you don't do anything with him until they break up..

she has nothing bad to say to you :uneasy:

 

good luck :kiss:

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you are right Imke....I hope he'll get online soon...

 

awww so she is from Italy? Hmm maybe she got distracted from something....:thinking:

She just called ... gaaaaaaaah .... bad connection ... next try. :dance:

imke! your friend from italy?

aaah, yay :heart: i'm glad you guys are talking again :hug:

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aww, i read it julia.

wow.. i'm not one to tell someone to take a bf from someone,

but i think that if he likes you better he'll leave her for you, let her know why & not be a big jerk about it.

we can't pick & choose who we like, :nice: & to me it sounds like he really likes you.

just hope for the best & be positive.. things will happen the way they are ment to,

i learned from my long party days :disappointed: that you can't push anything..

just wait for him & don't mind her. if you don't do anything with him until they break up..

she has nothing bad to say to you :uneasy:

 

good luck :kiss:

 

It's just so strange. I don't know if there is anything serious about it or if it was just to have some fun:confused:

 

I actually don't want to be the reason for a fucked up relationship and I can't really imagine I could be, because she is so much prettier than me...:wacky:

 

on the other hand I think we would fit together way better....but hm I don't want to think that, because I know that it was just like that last night and everything will be like it was before....

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