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Shit smilie anyone?

 

THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER LOSING (even though I've already lost) MY RELIGION

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Hi !

 

I am. :tongue:

 

I should probably mention that Kels and I are married. :lips:

 

Haha ... yeah ... I needed a new one. :P

 

 

 

Squeeeee ... Julia's at a party tonight and hopefully finally talks to that guy. :dance:

Yay then I'm allowed to make fun of you ! :tongue:

What ? But... but it's your daughter ! :uhoh:

 

Awesome ! She better talk to him, and drink a few glasses before if she's too scared xD

Yes, please make fun of me because of my hair colour. :disappointed:

She's only adopted though.

 

I said I'd kill her if she won't talk to him. :nice:

imke & perrine :hug:

Shit smilie anyone?

 

THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER LOSING (even though I've already lost) MY RELIGION

me in the corner losing my religion?

um, idk what you ment by that but i've never lost it.

me in the corner losing my religion?

um, idk what you ment by that but i've never lost it.

 

Are you kidding me?

ok, you just judge people from their posts without knowing shit about them.

 

lolwat? You couldn't have misunderstood my post(s) anymore than you did.

well the "you're just an idiot" one is pretty plain obvious to me,

but just because i didn't understand your post doesn't make me one.

so people are not allowed to get confused?

ah, nathan.. i really don't understand your attitude,

i only wish you would know a little more about me before judging me like you always do..

but i guess you just need someone to pick on.

Iz ! :kiss:

 

Yes, please make fun of me because of my hair colour. :disappointed:

She's only adopted though.

 

I said I'd kill her if she won't talk to him. :nice:

Haha don't worry, I have very clear brown hair... and many people tell me that I'm blonde :uhoh:

That's still not a reason !

 

Okay, then I'd kill her a second time :cheesy:

I'm not even judging you, seriously what? You take a tiny thing and make it into absolute pure drama :/.

I'm not even judging you, seriously what? You take a tiny thing and make it into absolute pure drama :/.

 

hypocrite statement of the year

calling me an idiot is not judging me? telling me that i can't be a good mother is not judging me?

ah, well then i don't know what judging is.

calling me an idiot is not judging me? telling me that i can't be a good mother is not judging me?

ah, well then i don't know what judging is.

 

LOL, fucking prime example

Eric around here ? :surprised:

 

If you're looking for condoms, Julia is unfortunately absent tonight... try later :sneaky:

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