A Spell A Elf Yell

Don't you shiiiiveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer

Viva La Rudolph (Written by ME!):

 

I used to rule the North Pole,

All the candy and all the toys.

Now in the morning I eat alone,

I have no candy, I have no home.

 

I used to roll the dice,

Feel the fear in my gingerbread man's eyes.

Listen as the elves would sing,

The old Santa is dead, long live Rudolph

 

One minute I held the key,

Next the sleds were closed on me.

I discovered that my antlers sat,

On top of my head, top of my head.

 

I hear Rudolph's bells a-ringing,

All of Santa's elves are singing.

Be my sled, my reigns, my guide,

On the snow don't let me slide.

For some reason I can explain,

I love Christmas, it'll stay that way.

All ways an honest word,

Or go on the Naughty list, I heard.

I love it. Instant #1

Why thank you! :smug:

This thread has made my day :D

The Coldrush! :blush:

:laugh3:

Viva La Rudolph (Written by ME!):

 

I used to rule the North Pole,

All the candy and all the toys.

Now in the morning I eat alone,

I have no candy, I have no home.

 

I used to roll the dice,

Feel the fear in my gingerbread man's eyes.

Listen as the elves would sing,

The old Santa is dead, long live Rudolph

 

One minute I held the key,

Next the sleds were closed on me.

I discovered that my antlers sat,

On top of my head, top of my head.

 

I hear Rudolph's bells a-ringing,

All of Santa's elves are singing.

Be my sled, my reigns, my guide,

On the snow don't let me slide.

For some reason I can explain,

I love Christmas, it'll stay that way.

All ways an honest word,

Or go on the Naughty list, I heard.

 

AHAHAHA this is amazing! i LOLed! pretty hard!

omg i want christams lights SOOOOOOOOOOOo bad!!!!

but anything new, christmas related or not would be amazing!

THank you!!! :kiss:

Frost!

 

Just because I'm freezing doesn't mean I'm Frost!

Doesn't mean I'm hot! Doesn't mean I'm all claws!

Just because I'm melting, doesn't mean I didn't care

To wear a coat in below freezing temperatures

I just got Frost! Every river that I tried to cross

Simply made me fall and hurt my arse

Oh and I'm just waiting till the snow wears off

You might be a big fish in a frozen pond

Doesn't mean you've won cause along may come

A fisherman

And you'll get Frost! Every river that you tried to cross

Every snowball that I made got tossed

Oh and I'm just waiting till the snow wears off

:laugh3:

Frost!

 

Just because I'm freezing doesn't mean I'm Frost!

Doesn't mean I'm hot! Doesn't mean I'm all claws!

Just because I'm melting, doesn't mean I didn't care

To wear a coat in below freezing temperatures

I just got Frost! Every river that I tried to cross

Simply made me fall and hurt my arse

Oh and I'm just waiting till the snow wears off

You might be a big fish in a frozen pond

Doesn't mean you've won cause along may come

A fisherman

And you'll get Frost! Every river that you tried to cross

Every snowball that I made got tossed

Oh and I'm just waiting till the snow wears off

 

Wow. :lol: :lol: :lol:

^Is your sig from Jonny's best story ever?

Oh my gosh - I would LOVE to get Christmas Lights!!! Or, really, any of the other songs you lovely folks have concocted on this thread. hahah You're all so freakin creative! Love it. :) But I think I would like Christmas Lights a bit more - no offense. :P

Hey everyone here join the "A Coldplayer Christmas: The Album" we will make Coldplayer history!!! :D:D:D

Ditto the question about the siggy. What is Jonny saying? ^^^

Please join!!!

CHRIS MARTIN SITTING ON A CHRISTMAS NO. 1 CLASSIC

 

I HEAR THE CHRISTMAS BELLS A-RINGING :)

 

I like the idea of CHRIS MARTIN SITTING ON A CHRISTMAS NO. 1 CLASSIC! :)

^Is your sig from Jonny's best story ever?

:laugh3:

and that was the day i was almost murdered by a sheep

 

ahaha johnny <3:lol::laugh3:

:laugh3:

and that was the day i was almost murdered by a sheep

 

ahaha johnny <3:lol::laugh3:

 

who's johnny? :confused:

:laugh3:

and that was the day i was almost murdered by a sheep

 

ahaha johnny <3:lol::laugh3:

 

I cracked up for so long after I saw it for the first time. He's so cute :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

I want to see it!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tYHd-ODd0w]YouTube - Jonny Buckland's Best Story Ever[/ame]

Alllll winter we got caaaaaaaaaaaried.....