A Stormtrooper's day off... or how Darth Vader's minions enjoy themselves when no-one is looking

 

 

By Eddie Wrenn

Last updated at 4:10 PM on 17th November 2009

 

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The Star Wars film series is certainly an epic, following a tale of Good versus Evil over the landscape of an entire universe.

But even with a running-length of over twelve hours, George Lucas's story could not hope to explore every last detail of the Stormtroopers - those poor minions who have to do the bidding of Darth Vader.

Luckily, a new blog has appeared to fill us in on the day-to-day lives of the Stormtroopers when they're not protecting the Death Star from those pesky Jedis.

 

 

 

Enlarge This is believed to be a record of that day the heating broke down, and the gallant Stormtroopers had to tackle Upper Galley 13.17 of the Death Star to fix it. Or it's an oven

 

Enlarge You won't find these on Endor: Luckily the Stormtroopers know how to handle pigeons

 

 

 

After their triumphs over oven and pigeons, the Stormtroopers were sent on a free holiday. To Skegness

Stormtroopers 365 is a year-long photo project, using the Flickr picture service, starring two Stormtroopers in the Galactic Empire Army.

The project began on April 3rd this year, and a new picture is added to the series every day.

 

Stormtrooper 2 had to lie to get his sworn enemy, Stormtrooper 1, to save his life. In desperation, he blurted out any old thing, and told him he was his father

 

 

Naturally, Stormtrooper 1 wanted to do all those father-son activities, so they went break-dancing

 

 

...And then they went on the Father-Son edition of Wheel of Fortune, and won a spin-off

 

Later, bored with Death Star duties, the Stormtroopers played Execute the Apple (it's worth pointing out in the 2008 re-release, the apple actually shot first)

 

 

Enjoy your moment, Stormtroopers, because in half an hour the Death Star will be flooded with sal****er while Celine Dion sings

 

 

The Stormtrooper practised his Jedi mind-tricks on the cat, but the feline knew to shut his eyes

 

'There's Jabba', 'That's not Jabba', 'I'm sure it is', 'It's not, don't embarrass us...'

 

 

The cat was back, and this time it had Obi-Wan's training to get him through the battle of wills

 

 

Warned of the impeding arrival of Luke and Princess Leia, the Stormtroopers had a cunning plan to crush the pair in a vat of jelly bellies. Eventually they used a garbage disposal

 

 

 

The Stormtroopers always had to plug any faults with the Death Star, but luckily the second problem was a piece of cake

 

 

'Excuse me sir, we're looking for two robots': Unfortunately, these two Stormtroopers were not on the ball, and the result was three forgettable sequels

 

Storming the beach: The Galactic Empire soldiers take a break for some quiet reflection

 

 

Behind the scenes: This revealing picture shows how these stunning photographers were captured

 

 

Having disturbed Stormtrooper 1 having a luxurious Imperial bath, Stormtrooper 2 at least had the decency to cover his eyes

 

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These Stormtroopers carry a heavy burden, left, while this pair appear to be getting into trouble with a toilet roll

 

Unfortunately, in Stormtroopers: Uncut, we see the dark side of life on the Death Star, when the stress and close quarters - and the fact your boss is a megalomaniac - becomes too much

 

 

...And sadly, with the anger spilling out into torture and violence, it's perhaps best to bid adieu to our Stormtrooper friends

 

 

 

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1228594/A-Stormtroopers-day--Darth-Vaders-minions-enjoy-looking.html#ixzz0X9GBgXLd

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Those pictures are so great.

Reminds me of this picture.

 

 

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AMAGAH!!! Stormtroopers are adorable! :heart:

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NEWS and SPORT, this is both.

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