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My Coldplaying Poem

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Cuz only about 3 people have seen it and I want more people to tell me how awesome it is.

 

 

Over here's Señor Paul, he likes Panda Bear

If you wanna talk Coldplay, you haven't a prayer.

Here sits Nathan, HorrificAttack

There's his gay lover, a kid named Jack.

 

Here is Jay, he's very gay

and an anarchist quite fine

There's his boy Josh, in need of a wash

And Shane sits wasting our time.

 

Over there is Mark, in a room quite dark

Sitting and being a prick.

There's HSTYW, hasn't a clue

Just sitting there licking his dick.

 

Up yonder's Ian, he's the head boss

Over here's Yossarian, aka Yos,

Off in Florida, Mr. Nick is playing lacrosse

Kelsie asked to be put in here but I don't give a toss

 

Up north's the CP section, a world filled with horror

You could venture to meet them, if you're an explorer

They oogle Chris and Guy, though I don't know why

(they're all basically a load of borers)

 

Here's Doom Crew HQ, where we all hate puns

(though Julie thinks Mark is fun fun fun).

 

In NZ is Eddie, pronounced like "shitty"

He is fucking cool.

There's Milica, we talk most days

Though not since we're back in school.

 

Over there is Miss Liz

She thinks Guy's hot

And Lauren must agree

There is Crest, she's on a quest

To talk a fucking lot on a spree.

 

Here's Alexa, ZOMG MED STUDENT

(to call her stupid'd be very imprudent)

Down there is Briggins, but nothing rhymes with that

So let's just forget about that miserable ****.

 

Not here atm's the Mad Hatter Em

Quite sad she's gone, she was quite a gem

Emp3 asked to be let in,

well not by the hair of my chinny chin chin.

 

Another one's Emma, she likes mudkips and lulz

Can't think of a rhyme here so I'll say "gulls"

There is Kelsee, she is a kitten.

Here is James, a Scot from Great Britain.

 

Here is Perrine, she's a shit pomplamouse

(not my words dear, hope you'll excuse)

Here's Fitzy Nick and his gay lover John

Currently they are both getting it on.

 

Here's Aaron, he's nice to everyone.

I want to make a joke about how he's gay

but I'm to nice so I'll just say

he's nice to everyone and he's a lot of fun

 

I'm rather tired of talking, so soon I'll shut up

And go drink a soda out of a cup.

That's CPing, our favoritest forum.

If I left you out, it's coz you probably bore 'em.

 

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I didn't ask to be put in there, I asked if I WAS in there. :disappointed:

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I didn't ask to be put in there, I asked if I WAS in there. :disappointed:

 

IT WAS IMPLAH'D

Just kidding, it's a loverly poem. :braces:

 

You're awesome Sara.

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yes it is, and yes I am.

 

I'm waiting to see Mark's reaction actually :blush: I wonder what it will be

haha!

That was so wonderful!

:D

Yeah, you need to mention my poem :mean:

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Look in the one in her sig, too, I guess. Mine is better though.

That poem moved me to tears.

"That could have been us." - the last thing I just heard on TV

Well this made my day:laugh3:

Here's Fitzy Nick and his gay lover John

Currently they are both getting it on.

You read me like a book! :cheesy:

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You read me like a book! :cheesy:

 

Your mind is just like a book. :nice:

 

 

an empty oneOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Your mind is just like a book. :nice:

 

 

an empty oneOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You read me like a book! :cheesy:

Me ? A ... shit... pamplamouse ?

 

*runs and hides under the puff* :bigcry:

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Me ? A ... shit... pamplamouse ?

 

*runs and hides under the puff* :bigcry:

 

Soz soz.

So... who's next to write a Coldplayer poem?

 

We challenge you :sneaky:

I wrote one once, if someone wants to dig it up feel free. I posted it in some thread like a year ago and I rhymed a bunch of names. You all just copied me.

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I wrote one once, if someone wants to dig it up feel free. I posted it in some thread like a year ago and I rhymed a bunch of names. You all just copied me.

 

I shan't. Whore.

I'm only a whore cuz that's how your mom made me.

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