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We will be a little short of puns for the next week

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I swear she's not me :uhoh:

do you honestly think I would make an account before this account and act all crazy over cats and have a lesbo love for Imke? :wtf:

Would you like to have a lesbo love with.....

 

 

 

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co polo?

well, he's a little.. :wink3: like rawr :whip:

BACK OFF! :whip:

 

wait, no u can have him, but Taylor Lautner is mine :charming:

Teighlor Lautner is an ass I dont gives a fucks if you eat him alive!!!! :angry:

he hasn't cum back. It's Dec 20 folks :cheesy:

 

lulz.

To the people here who are not trying to work out many years of frustration, abuse, and manipulation, I ask that you look up the last few threads Mark posted in before you judge either side too quickly.

 

The definition of an internet troll is someone who is disruptive for attention or personal amusement.

 

Apparently, a large group of girls who were tired of arguing got the message and finally learned how to ignore Mark completely. This is the first time I have ever seen that happen on this board. Normally when people ignore him it doesn't last very long for many reasons. So I payed very close attention to his behavior once an entire group had finally succeeded in doing the seemingly impossible. It was a group of mainly teenage girls who had set up a thread full of -basically- pure girl talk. Something he had nothing to do with. He interjected non-sequiters every few posts. When no one reacted to these he went into other threads and whined about how unfair it was that he was being ignored by these girls. His behavior in the girls' thread became more and more erratic up until the moment he was banned.

 

I can only assume that either they finally reported him or he reported them for ignoring him. Either way, I think this ranks as conclusive proof. Mark needs attention.

 

This makes him by definition a troll.

 

Unlike your usual bored teenage troll however, he seems to be genuinely trying to get something out of this place that he needs in real life that we cannot give him. He is trying to interact with all these teenagers but expects them to act like his version of what adults are. They are not adults, they are teenagers. They cannot and will not conform to his world view. The fact that he seems to need them to, and the way he inappropriately acts towards them and pries into people's lives leads me to believe that although he may be benign, he is in fact the sort of person your mother warned you about- older men trying to pass themselves off as a teenagers on the internet for their own agenda.

 

I don't agree with the way much of this thread played out. But everything said here has pretty much been said to his face at one time or another. (Some of it by me though he never seems to be able to comprehend that.) This thread has allowed people to finally compare notes in public without interruption to piece together the bigger picture. I get the impression that many of them are counting on Mark reading it hoping that he will finally understand what they have been trying to tell him for many years now.

 

It's easy to think of a character like a piece of old furniture. It's just always there so you put up with it. I've even defended him on that basis many times. But this week has made me realize just how inappropriate his behavior has actually been. There are children on this board and for lack of a better term the way he treats them can be very creepy. Frankly, I think it might be best if anyone under 18 avoids giving out any personal information that he might see.

 

 

Mark, if you are reading this, I'm saying this because I'm worried about you: perhaps you should look into seeing a good psychologist or counselor. This board is not a substitution for one.

 

 

 

I don't want to debate this any further. Be wise all of you, please take the higher ground, (especially the mods who really ought to attempt to act neutrally on the matter) and remember. Don't feed the troll.

 

Quoted again for truth (although I personally believe the mods should be able to enjoy themselves as other members do in addition to their mod duties - and when provoked by Mark have every right to respond).

Was wondering if anyone would bump this.

 

Marks made a post, an insignificant one but still.

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Ah, I remember this thread. It's a bloody good read. I'd read from the start if I were you. It'll help you get the plot and everything.

Remember it? Its been on the first page nearly everyday since it started.

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Remember it? Its been on the first page nearly everyday since it started.

 

I was saying it in a jokey "Ah, this was/is good. Read it, so you understand what a fool the man is" way.

PS Yes I probably will end up reading all of this one day (Well, skimming/reading)

Can somebody summarize this whole thread?

i have read a few parts, but I want some Sparknotes on it for my coldplaying exam.

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Can somebody summarize this whole thread?

i have read a few parts, but I want some Sparknotes on it for my coldplaying exam.

 

Make pun like man.

We don't like man much.

Reasonings for not liking man much.

Man revealed to be bad.

Conversations about poo.

Back on to man.

Man is back.

:curtain:

 

YOUR MOM!!!!

 

That is all :escaping:

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