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We will be a little short of puns for the next week

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I' ma bit lost here. Right, so who ate a penis in batter with ice-cream? You're a bit odd.

....there are kids on here...this is not taken into consideration I think...
Eh... it's the internet age. If they don't warp themselves on here, they'll run off to 4chan and warp themselves there.

 

I weep for the future. :thinking:

I read "it's in my penis" instead of "in my veins"....yeah sorry that's childish....

 

 

but I thought there was ice-cream in your penis....you know:bigcry:

 

 

erm sorry

 

Hahaha! Well technically its just ice cream batter, but Im modest like that :rolleyes:

 

ice-cream batter:sweatdrop:

 

Thread summary - Updated

 

Make pun like man.

We don't like man much.

Reasonings for not liking man much.

Man revealed to be bad.

Conversations about poo.

Back on to man.

Man is back.

Ice-cream penis batter - Updated

 

:blank:

 

 

Ice-cream penis batter

:thinking2:

 

 

:shocked2:

Noooo! Poor innocent rudy. :bigcry:

I'm 18. :whip:

This forum is a bad influence on people.

 

nuh uh, u iz a bad influence youu youu crak kkkckc crakk head

don't worry Julia, its fine, I hear this joke at school a lot..

 

Who makes jokes about ice-cream batter at school? :uhoh:

Who makes jokes about ice-cream batter at school? :uhoh:

 

lots of people :uhoh2:

Who makes jokes about ice-cream batter at school? :uhoh:

Teachers? :uhoh: :wacky:

:wacky: well,i'm off everyone

 

g'night!

This forum is a bad influence on people.

 

Damn straight!

This forum is a bad influence on people.

 

No way... this forum has made me into a much more wholesome person. :angel:

 

I'm 18. :whip:

 

So? :cry2:

Just for the record:

 

To the people here who are not trying to work out many years of frustration, abuse, and manipulation, I ask that you look up the last few threads Mark posted in before you judge either side too quickly.

 

The definition of an internet troll is someone who is disruptive for attention or personal amusement.

 

Apparently, a large group of girls who were tired of arguing got the message and finally learned how to ignore Mark completely. This is the first time I have ever seen that happen on this board. Normally when people ignore him it doesn't last very long for many reasons. So I payed very close attention to his behavior once an entire group had finally succeeded in doing the seemingly impossible. It was a group of mainly teenage girls who had set up a thread full of -basically- pure girl talk. Something he had nothing to do with. He interjected non-sequiters every few posts. When no one reacted to these he went into other threads and whined about how unfair it was that he was being ignored by these girls. His behavior in the girls' thread became more and more erratic up until the moment he was banned.

 

I can only assume that either they finally reported him or he reported them for ignoring him. Either way, I think this ranks as conclusive proof. Mark needs attention.

 

This makes him by definition a troll.

 

Unlike your usual bored teenage troll however, he seems to be genuinely trying to get something out of this place that he needs in real life that we cannot give him. He is trying to interact with all these teenagers but expects them to act like his version of what adults are. They are not adults, they are teenagers. They cannot and will not conform to his world view. The fact that he seems to need them to, and the way he inappropriately acts towards them and pries into people's lives leads me to believe that although he may be benign, he is in fact the sort of person your mother warned you about- older men trying to pass themselves off as a teenagers on the internet for their own agenda.

 

I don't agree with the way much of this thread played out. But everything said here has pretty much been said to his face at one time or another. (Some of it by me though he never seems to be able to comprehend that.) This thread has allowed people to finally compare notes in public without interruption to piece together the bigger picture. I get the impression that many of them are counting on Mark reading it hoping that he will finally understand what they have been trying to tell him for many years now.

 

It's easy to think of a character like a piece of old furniture. It's just always there so you put up with it. I've even defended him on that basis many times. But this week has made me realize just how inappropriate his behavior has actually been. There are children on this board and for lack of a better term the way he treats them can be very creepy. Frankly, I think it might be best if anyone under 18 avoids giving out any personal information that he might see.

 

 

Mark, if you are reading this, I'm saying this because I'm worried about you: perhaps you should look into seeing a good psychologist or counselor. This board is not a substitution for one.

 

 

 

I don't want to debate this any further. Be wise all of you, please take the higher ground, (especially the mods who really ought to attempt to act neutrally on the matter) and remember. Don't feed the troll.

 

 

Goodness. Thanks Tonsu for the bump and quote. I haven't noticed that post until now.

 

Well, you've probably seen it rudy already, but I'm sure a LOT of other members haven't...and this is what this thread is all about...

don't worry Julia, its fine, I hear this joke at school a lot..

 

Who makes jokes about ice-cream batter at school? :uhoh:

 

Im also wondering, when did a joke about penis ice cream batter become popular in schools? :thinking:

 

Julia our joke is everywhere :wacko:

 

I think we can stop bumping the same post now :)

 

You suck! Thats the point of that post, so we bump it consistently

Im also wondering, when did a joke about penis ice cream batter become popular in schools? :thinking:

 

Julia our joke is everywhere :wacko:

 

its been popular there for a long time.. :awesome:

its been popular there for a long time.. :awesome:

O SRSLY? :inquisitive:

O SRSLY? :inquisitive:

 

yeah

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