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Coldplaying Mentioned on Church of Chris Martin

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http://www.thechurchofchrismartin.com/

 

Am I the only one whos never heard of this? Scroll down for the Coldplaying.com '******s' mention.

 

The comedy is actually so good I highly doubt they are actually a coldplay fan.

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The censorship on this forum is fucking shit.

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So I cant say w-ankers but I can say FUCK and SHIT?! Hahahahaha

You can say waaaanker, twaaaat, and cuuuunt instead. :nice:

So I cant say w-ankers but I can say FUCK and SHIT?! Hahahahaha

 

I know, right and T.WAT is banned too!

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When I first came here, the censored word for w.anker, instead of being ******, was 'nice man'.

 

I think it was tifosi's work.

When I first came here, the censored word for w.anker, instead of being ******, was 'nice man'.

That would be great to see in action.

Father Drobbingdon and a particular scarlet infidel sent over by Coldplaying.com? What the heck is this all about??:laugh3:

Haven't you heard? We're at war with them. Have been for a couple of years.

 

Although I think at this point it's more of a cold war.... seeing how their method of fighting is ignoring us.

 

Basically, we make fun of them and they get mad. It's amusing.

Haven't you heard? We're at war with them. Have been for a couple of years.

 

Although I think at this point it's more of a cold war.... seeing how their method of fighting is ignoring us.

 

Basically, we make fun of them and they get mad. It's amusing.

 

But their site reads like a hybrid of the papal encyclicals and the National Enquirer!:laugh3: It's self-parodying is quite amusing - I find it closer to our beloved old paper, the Onion. Setting the standard for journalistic integrity... (if one peels back the layers enough, there might be a kernel of truth..)

So who is the temptress that this site supposedly sent over to temp Father Drobbingdon?:P

^^ :lol: Hahahahhaaha

 

*follows*

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Haven't you heard? We're at war with them. Have been for a couple of years.

 

Although I think at this point it's more of a cold war.... seeing how their method of fighting is ignoring us.

 

Basically, we make fun of them and they get mad. It's amusing.

 

They seem to be joking, not mad. Its clearly a parody.

This is ancient. And anyway who would be sad enough to hate Coldplay but make a website up surrounding the band? Well sociopaths obviously. Almost as sad as someone becoming a member of Coldplaying even though they hate the band.

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Almost being the operate word :nice:

 

How do you know they hate the band? Being satirical towards something does not necessarily mean you are against it.

 

Everything is so black and white with some people.

I wanna become a member of that church :awesome:

Where do I sign up? :lol:

 

I'll be a double agent :cool:

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