my goodness:laugh3: amazing

Seriously, did the person who started this thread join here just to tell us that?!

 

How sad...

 

So since he seems to know stuff, do we know how Jonny feels when Chris is taking these random dudes back to his room :stunned: :smug: :laugh3:

^^ threesoms maybe??? :P

^^ threesoms maybe??? :P

Could you please stop making me drooling all over my keyboard?

Could you please stop making me drooling all over my keyboard?

 

Whoops, my bad :D *hands you a box of tissues* keep on drooling now ;)

:D

 

Chris is gay? Why I'm not a guy? :bigcry: :laugh3:

Whoops, my bad :D *hands you a box of tissues* keep on drooling now ;)

Thanks! :lol:

 

:D

 

Chris is gay? Why I'm not a guy? :bigcry: :laugh3:

 

LOL da kann ich nur zustimmen! xD

 

tell us something we didn't already know. :P

 

oh Brooke!:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

:wacky:

:o bisexual!!!???

:wacky: Love that pic .

 

Damn it, I wish I was a guy now.... :P

 

 

me too!! :wacky:

^^ threesoms maybe??? :P

 

Haha :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

I'm one of the crowd members he's picked out. Yeah, I'm a boy. :rolleyes:

That thread just made my day - what kind of news for all of us :D!

 

In Germany there's a slogan that is often used in that kind of context and might fit to Chris: "Ein bißchen bi schadet nie" :lol:

 

Literal translated it's something like: "Being a little bit bisexual does never harm."

Even if it's true, I have not a problem with that, not AT ALL :wink3:

 

LOL Brooke! :lol:

 

This!

has anyone read this guys other posts

 

just an idiot

 

ban please :)

SA-WEEET!

 

I guess I should dress like a boy for the next shows I go to... :sneaky: "Chris pick me! Pick me! out of the audience! :wacko:"

That thread just made my day - what kind of news for all of us :D!

 

In Germany there's a slogan that is often used in that kind of context and might fit to Chris: "Ein bißchen bi schadet nie" :lol:

 

Literal translated it's something like: "Being a little bit bisexual does never harm."

 

I love that quote!!!

I want it on a t-shirt.

:laugh3: This thread is just hilarious.

 

If Chris was gay, I would have had a sex change by now. But I'm still a girl, so....:shrug:

hahahaha this is almost as bad as that "Is Will Champion a gay bunny" thread :laugh3:

SA-WEEET!

 

I guess I should dress like a boy for the next shows I go to... :sneaky: "Chris pick me! Pick me! out of the audience! :wacko:"

 

I will do that!!!! :wink3::sneaky::lol:

hahahaha this is almost as bad as that "Is Will Champion a gay bunny" thread :laugh3:

 

right, that was also hilarious...

I'm one of the crowd members he's picked out. Yeah, I'm a boy. :rolleyes:

 

 

I know :D

This thread actually made me burst out with laughter when I read it! :laugh3: Of course what the 'Jonny loves Chris' conspiracy fangirls will think of it, I don't know. No doubt they'll be shocked by Chris's actions.

has anyone read this guys other posts

 

just an idiot

 

ban please :)

 

No, we're enjoying him! No doubt like, as he would say, Chris Martin enjoying what he does in his dressing room. Anyway after reading this, since I'm a raging homophobe I have now burned all my Coldplay cd's and my Viva t shirt. I'm sure like the rest of us on Coldplaying would have done the same because Chris likes ass! HAPPY NOW?!

The person who made this thread just simply wants to have sex with Chris Martin.

Who wouldn't like have sex with Chris Martin? :D