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Dear Chris Martin

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im not laughing... im not laughing... i will... must not.... laugh

He also needs to stop being so succexy. :charming:

 

 

 

Nah, he can keep doing that :sweatdrop:

aww yeah.

 

....i would seriosly take a bullet in the ass for any of those four.

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Dear Chris Martin,

 

I'm very sorry for starting this thread.

LOLOLOLOL.

It's funny because you started it as a joke.

The Question: Waht Would You Do For a Klondike Bar

 

The Answer:

..id do Chris and Guy

 

Dear Chris Martin,

 

I'm very sorry for starting this thread.

 

ooooh so thats what that smack sound was..... the sound of your palm hitting your forhead as you read our posts got it got it.

I hate the "What would you for a klondike bar?" line.

Because you can say the most boring thing, or the easiest.

 

Maybe like "Would you give a leg for a klondike bar?"

DEAR CHRIS MARTIN ME LOVE YOU OMG VIVA LA VIDA MARRY ME GWYNETH DIE.

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I'm sorry because it's still alive. It won't die!

This is the most successful thread I've ever made. :blank:

I'm sorry because it's still alive. It won't die!

This is the most successful thread I've ever made. :blank:

 

Oh i thought it was because were being all fangirly.

 

Hey ill trade

my threads are like cruise control for failure

I hate all of those fangirls with their name and martin at the end.

WOAH WHAT A CREATIVE USERNAME LIKE SRSLY.

I dont think its awesome... its like being stoned... your all silly and giggly and sooo giddy... but everyone else thinks your an idiot because they dont feel the same as you. And you know your being stupid but you just cant help it.

 

Although i do draw the line at copy/pasting your face over gwyneth in a pic with chris ...or SERIOUSLY believing your going to marry him... or getting pissed at other girls for liking him. or being like "insert name" martin.

 

Like sure he is hella fine... but thats just... no, just no.

True, sometimes I feel like people will judge me for being that crazy.. and no one likes a fangirl, then they tell you, you only like the band because the lead singer is attractive.

 

I pretend to be a crazy fangirl to prove a point there :lol:

I say like "OMG I WILL MARRY HIM" like as a joke, :tongue:

 

Yeah, sometimes you gotta be in the real world, but he's nice to look at.. like a diamond.. you can't buy it, but you can look at it.

True, sometimes I feel like people will judge me for being that crazy.. and no one likes a fangirl, then they tell you, you only like the band because the lead singer is attractive.

 

I pretend to be a crazy fangirl to prove a point there :lol:

I say like "OMG I WILL MARRY HIM" like as a joke, :tongue:

 

Yeah, sometimes you gotta be in the real world, but he's nice to look at.. like a diamond.. you can't buy it, but you can look at it.

 

 

True. Im sure within myself that I dont just like them because "the lead singer....and bassist is hot" because i fell in love before i new what they looked like. if they were all hella fugly id love them just the same.

The hotness is a bonus.... a really... really... really big bonus

I don't think Guy is hot.

Well, yah sure, he's attractive and all, but like I don't have a crush on him I guess.

 

Yep. I started liking Chris because I was like "OMG HIS LYRICS HE'S SO DEEP OMG" then I saw his face and I wuz like "Woah :stunned:"

 

BLUE EEYYEEEZZ :wacky:

 

A big bonus :sweatdrop:

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your [/size][/b]being stupid but you just cant help it.

 

Although i do draw the line at copy/pasting your face over gwyneth in a pic with chris ...or SERIOUSLY believing your going to marry him... or getting pissed at other girls for liking him. or being like "insert name" martin.

 

Like sure he is hella fine... but thats just... no, just no.

 

YOU'RE.

 

/grammar police

Im too lazy

 

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. Karma Police > Grammar Police

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Well no offense but it's hard to take someone seriously when they can't spell.

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