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Dear Chris Martin

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I don't think Guy is hot.

Well, yah sure, he's attractive and all, but like I don't have a crush on him I guess.

 

Yep. I started liking Chris because I was like "OMG HIS LYRICS HE'S SO DEEP OMG" then I saw his face and I wuz like "Woah :stunned:"

 

BLUE EEYYEEEZZ :wacky:

 

A big bonus :sweatdrop:

 

I started like ...wha... who is that beautiful voice :wideeyed:

 

and then a few years later i saw his pic and was like ... hmm hes pretty cute :wink3:.

 

and then i watched this [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxCfgUxaIlg]YouTube- Chris Martin on Enough Rope[/ame]

 

and i lol'd so much ans thats when i REALLY started liking him. Because he was just so witty and funny and sweet and charismatic. thats what made it lock in place

Well no offense but it's hard to take someone seriously when they can't spell.

 

not asking you to really... i just dont bother usually because its the internet

 

I can't spell because I'm mexican.

 

lol

Yeah, but it's nice to have a nice grammar.

Even tho, I do not have a nice one.

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not asking you to really... i just dont bother usually because its the internet

 

And it's pretty annoying too.

 

Yeah, but it's nice to have a nice grammar.

Even tho, I do not have a nice one.

 

Your grammar is fine, Anette. :tongue:

But sometimes I fuck up :uhoh:

And it's very embarrasing :uhoh2:

 

I think I did one right now :bigcry:

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No, it's good Anette. You speak way better in English than I could ever speak in Spanish. :lol:

Embarrasing, Emberrasing, EMBARARAR.

 

Awe, thanks Kelseh :nice:

OMG KITTEN AVEH :wacky:

You know, I like cats better than dogs now :thinking:

 

 

Yes Gen Gen :smug:

Awesome <3

celiosiege is named Kelsey?

hmm...

 

and yeah ... i have no excuse i speak english

 

its always the apostrophe for some reason

Well, you do say things very well actually, but the mispelling is there.

 

No, yah, you do say things very awezomeleh.

Dear Christopher Anthony John Martin,

OMG!!!! you are so amazing and talented

AND INCREDIBLY GOOD LOOKING:rolleyes2:

but i am upset because you only like hot skinny blondes

but i'll see you later:D

the closet bar to your place

and then i dont know maybe

WE CAN GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER A BIT MORE:blush:

 

LOVE CHLOE

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

:kiss:

BUMP BA-HUMP.

 

Dear .. you,

eh, can I borrow like 30 bucks? :bigcry:

Dear Christopher,

 

Daily you cause hundreds of fangirls to :bomb: because you chose Gwyneth over them.

 

Poor fangirls.

 

 

 

 

PS. I think you have some fanboys too! :blush:

Dear Chris Martin,

Lemme snowball you.

 

[Clerks anyone?]

Dear Chris Martin,

You're aware Gwyneth is horrible right?.. she cheats on you with Brad's beard, man.

And I heard she's a lesbian, she has sez with Angelina Jolie.

Via; ripped out piece of a notebook.

Dear Chris Martin,

I think you're cute <3 :blush:

 

*giggle*

Dear Chris Martin

 

....i think its about time...

 

 

for me to be a lover in ja pants so lets get down to missionary in a foreign field

 

Dear Chris Martin,

YOU WANNA HAVE SEX, WE HAZ MAAD SWEATY SEX.

:blush:

You write some letters nao! :mean:

 

Dear Chris Martin,

You iz hawt, And I'm not saying that like a fangirl, and I have to say it.

No, dude you are.. HAWT.

Do you ever see yourself in the mirror?.. LIKE SRSLY.

Dear Chris Martin,

Penis lololololololol you haz it.

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