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Dear Chris Martin

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*chuckles* :sneaky:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm watching you........... :evil:

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AHFAACK NOOOOE.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pff, you still like Guy don't you? :thinking:

CUZ I STALK YOU.

AHFAACK NOOOOE.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pff, you still like Guy don't you? :thinking:

CUZ I STALK YOU.

meh, just a bit.

Im done fucking him.

 

 

:nice:

Oh, Icee :disappointed:

You've had sexual intercourse wif him? :freak:

 

I might as well confess. Yes, I still want to madly rape Chris Martin :blank:

But I'd rather marry Andrew, I sweah' .___.

You've had sexual intercourse wif him? :freak:

you don't know about the idea of fucking, do you?

 

:facepalm:

 

 

I might as well confess. Yes, I still want to madly rape Chris Martin :blank:

But I'd rather marry Andrew, I sweah' .___.

uh, okay goodluck with that :wtf:

No.

 

 

:disappointed: Great, now I feel like crap.

  • 1 month later...

:mellow:

This is MY kind of Thread

Chrissy girls gone Mad

I Have many Thoughts Mr Martin

Why weren't you wearing a thong in the hardest part video ? hmmm

Why do you tease us with the chair humping are you horny ? :wink2:

I WANNA HAZ YOUR BABEHS

Now you loooking even Buffer and I Cannot contain my Fangirliness thus having it spread across Coldplaying .

This thread will now ever remind me of this song

 

 

 

every verse starts with "Dear ......"

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMhN-hfMtY]YouTube - Eminem - Stan (Long Version) ft. Dido[/ame]

Dear Chris Martin.

 

Why do you haft to be so hot?! - And married?! :bomb:

Dear Chris Martin

 

you better bring your band called Coldplay to Portugal, next time you decide to tour Europe :whip:

Dear Chris Martin

 

you better bring your band called Coldplay to Portugal, next time you decide to tour Europe :whip:

he forgot where it is located.... :angry: shoud we remind him? :whip:

he forgot where it is located.... :angry: shoud we remind him? :whip:

 

 

Definitely Yes! let´s write a new letter

 

" Dear Chris Martin

 

Few days ago, i sent you a letter telling you to come visit your fans in Portugal.. but i just realise you might forget where Portugal is located..so im sending map with location of Portugal, please check it and feel free to contact me!

 

With love your fans

Blue & Adriana"

 

 

ps- mind my english :kiss:

Dear Chris Martin

I LOVE YOU :love:

  • 2 weeks later...

Dear Chris Martin.

 

 

Come back and sing to me ^^

Dear Chris Martin

 

Two Words.....

 

 

Sophia Vergara

 

Dear Chris Martin

I Would be very grateful if the next tour Outfit consisted of you being Naked

Seriously Think about it :wink2:

Dear Chris Martin

I Would be very grateful if the next tour Outfit consisted of you being Naked

Seriously Think about it :wink2:

 

+111111111111111111 and i want Jonny naked too :sneaky:

dear mr martin

plz can you ask Jonny to marry me. i'm beautiful and can cook (or atleast most of the time :wink2:).

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