Dear Chris Martin,

Imma rape you and you'z gunna like et.

Dear Chris Martin,

I DOOO THINK ABOUT YOU NOW AND THEEENNN :bigcry:

Dear Chris Martin,

 

I would like to play a duet with you on piano. :cheesy:

I dont think its awesome... its like being stoned... your all silly and giggly and sooo giddy... but everyone else thinks your an idiot because they dont feel the same as you. And you know your being stupid but you just cant help it.

 

Although i do draw the line at copy/pasting your face over gwyneth in a pic with chris ...or SERIOUSLY believing your going to marry him... or getting pissed at other girls for liking him. or being like "insert name" martin.

 

Like sure he is hella fine... but thats just... no, just no.

 

I just have to second this, even though I've never been stoned :lol:

 

I love it that this thread is still alive. :dozey: We crazy fangirls :lol:

 

 

Dear Chris Martin,

 

If you ever read this thread, please don't die, we mean well. :P

Dear Chris Martin,

Me likey you.

Dear Chris Martin,

Your the most attractive person on earth, everything about you is absolutely perfect, I want to go to your house an rape the fuck our of you.

Your eyes are blue as fuck, like srsly they aren't gray or anything like that, they're BLUE, and not dark blue, but FUCK ASS OCEANEEE BLUEEE.

Your hair is lovely, a beautiful color and the best wavish curly I've ever seen, no the only I've seen, ever as beautiful as yours, I want to run my fingers through it.

Your voice is so eargasmic, I could masturbate to it, srsly.

Your body is beautiful, from all of your parts I've seen, from your neck to your knees,(Lolz that rhymes and I didn't even know), make me bite my lips til' they bleed.(I swear I'm not planning the rhyming, wtf?..).

I want to bite your neck, and poke your roundish nut like adams apple,

Your hands are beautiful, as the music they make.

And I've seen your junk, its.. *thumbs up* :charming:

OHMAHGAWD YU HAZ SUCH A CUTE BUTT, OMAHGAWD.

If you read this Chris, srsly, look yourself at the mirror, and look at everything you have.

You.Are.Beautiful.

 

 

 

 

... Lolz? :uhoh:

I just have to second this, even though I've never been stoned :lol:

 

I love it that this thread is still alive. :dozey: We crazy fangirls :lol:

 

 

Dear Chris Martin,

 

If you ever read this thread, please don't die, we mean well. :P

 

lol i know

 

....I ...wasnt necessarily saying Ive been stoned :uhoh:

 

... well... I am from Cali :dozey:

 

and yeah Coldplay Fangirls > Stoney Birdzz :lol:

Dear Chris Martin

 

If you ever actually read this thread....

 

Im sorry.

Yeah, we're pretty sorry.. but that's your problem that you're very attractive.

Yeah, we're pretty sorry.. but that's your problem that you're very attractive.

 

I want to rape the fuck out of his blue-ass eyes too. Rape rape rape rape rape.

 

Oh look at the time! It's rape o'clock!!!

^Lolzwut.

He's gonna think we're all rapist :uhoh:

He thinks we're rapist.

Well I am.

^Lolzwut.

He's gonna think we're all rapist :uhoh:

He thinks we're rapist.

Well I am.

 

i never said i want to rape him.... anettefail

I do. I want to rape the fuck out of him.

 

Dear Chris Martin,

I want to have shower sex with you.

Badly.

Want it.

Now.

lol i know

 

....I ...wasnt necessarily saying Ive been stoned :uhoh:

 

... well... I am from Cali :dozey:

 

and yeah Coldplay Fangirls > Stoney Birdzz :lol:

 

Haha, even I get scared reading this thread:P And it's not even about me:P

^ :uhoh: .. :shame:

Hey kids! It's rape o'clock again!!

I do. I want to rape the fuck out of him.

 

Dear Chris Martin,

I want to have shower sex with you.

Badly.

Want it.

Now.

 

Dear Coldplay

RE: Anette

 

Shes climbin in yo windows

she snatchin yo people up

tryna rape em

so yall need ta

hide ya Chris, hide ya Guy

hide ya Chris, hide ya Guy

 

...and hide Andrew cuz she rapin everybody out hurrrr.

 

 

...Sincerely Concerned,

Gena

^ AHAHA, I just watched that video again! :lol:

And no, I just want to rape Chris :snobby:

Four men is just gross :sick:

AND PEWP DON'T WARN HIM :angry:

I do. I want to rape the fuck out of him.

 

Dear Chris Martin,

I want to have shower sex with you.

Badly.

Want it.

Now.

O

K.

W.

T.

F.

 

 

And no, I just want to rape Chris :snobby:

Four men is just gross :sick:

seriously? are you getting horny over Chris Martin at times?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:blank:

No..no.. I do not :blank:

reallyyyy :dozey:

 

 

*tryna investigate*

I DON'T SWEAR TO GAWD :bigcry:

 

 

He's fugly ;__;

 

 

He's fugly ;__;

why the contradiction :sneaky:

:uhoh: Uhh.. .. NO :bigcry:

 

 

I will not confess anything, because there is nothing to confess :snobby: