WHEEEEEEEEEEEW! about time sista.

:dance:

:dance:

what no !

this is a pervy tread !

and it'll stay this way ! :dance: :sneaky:

I should turn this into an anti-fangirl thread.

 

And that's necessary, why?

dear chris martin

I like you very much

^ :thumbsup:

Dear Chris Martin,

I wanna kiss you ! Now ! :D

 

:kiss:

dear chris martin

I wanne see you live NOW :whip:

Dear Chris Martin ,

I've seen you live. TWICE! :wideeyed:

dear chris martin

I wanne see you live NOW :whip:

be careful ! You gonna hit him with that (:whip:) !

He looks so HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT ! :wink3:

Dear Chris Martin,

 

Give me your piano. Please?

 

With much fan(girl)-love,

Cecilia

Dear Chris Martin,

Can I draw you naked?

^ That's totally an excuse just to see his penis

No, I just love Titani-- PINGASSS <3

 

dear chris martin

i wanna be a Lover in Ja Pants

 

This should be a facebook group. I'd definitely join. :P

^ THIS!!

He hasn't answered my question.

This should be a facebook group. I'd definitely join. :P

 

30 pages later and that is still being quoted

 

*feels smug and accomplished

He hasn't answered my question.

 

hahaha anette

would you have him laying on a chais (however the fuck you spell it) lounge with one arm up resting on his head ... wearing a saphire heart shaped necklace? lol

 

i have mental images of you pounding on his bathroom door while hes in there wearing nothing but a towel trying to jimmy the small bathroom window open:laugh3:

I would totally do that, without the necklace, that'd just be weird.

LOLZ, I can imagine that too, but he can't escape :evil:

 

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL :awesome:

I would totally do that, without the necklace, that'd just be weird.

LOLZ, I can imagine that too, but he can't escape :evil:

 

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL :awesome:

 

yes he can!

i will have the escape boat waiting for him and when he makes it out the window... only to draw the attention of all the other ravid fangirls on the ship, he will jump overboard and i shall be nice and normal and throw him a liferaft and he shall climb onto mah life boat and chill with me and a tiger named Richard Parker.

And you shall despise me and my air hugging skills and call me many foul adjectives from the rail

....And gwenyth will be too busy suntanning on the goop deck to notice any of this occur

 

...I feel sad that no ones going to get that reference to Life of Pi :(

^:facepalm: :laugh3:

 

And I'd be sticking my head out the window, watching it all and screaming;

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dear Chris Martin,

 

I want to be friends with you and go play tennis, or watch a movie or something :)

Hmm Chris Martin playing tennis :dozey:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SOMETHIN IS SRSLY WRONG WITH ME. :uhoh: