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Dear Chris Martin

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sorry chris can't be yours :rolleyes:

he is mine, Gena's and Kat's :cool:

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Dear Chris Martin

After you have visited Denmark you can Come back to England and escape with me where I Live in the middle of nowhere and people will just think your a farmer from Doon South :awesome:

and we can Haz Babehs :D

sorry chris can't be yours :rolleyes:

he is mine, Gena's and Kat's :cool:

 

 

But i want him too.. Can't we share? :p :wacky:

 

 

Chris shall be mine. Muvahaha!.. Just need to be there when Gwyneth is gone!.. :sneaky: :rolleyes: And i shall have beautiful Chrissy Babies! :awesome:

Goopy is gone quite a lot from her acting

So this is a perfect opportunity Besides he must get lonely *Cough cough HORNEY * :D

goopy should not be discussed here i hate her and don't want her name even to appear here:veryangry2:

and chrissy is usually alone and maybe needs us, when he is lonely and HORNY:sneaky:

NO! CHRISSY MINE!

 

Well, Chris Martin, if you're stopping in England, America's a great place to visit next! You can hide in my huge, spacious closet!

 

P.S. The house is empty during the day, so you only have to hide there at night. ;)

I Think he should come over to my house like in last night's dream :wink2:

With his Buddy Guy Berryman :D

HSUDWSBCIEVWFEQHBDUWIBVDUWDBW :stunned:

Chris didn't seem to think so last Night :P

Very amusing. Ha. Ha. (Wait, what? Oh, okay, I'll tell her.)

 

My imaginary Chris clone says that yeah, well his original self already met me. Real Chris visited Pennsylvania on a break from what he was doing in New York this summer.

 

Viva that!

You are Lying

a. Beecause The Clones have not been made yet

b. Annette will Sue Yo ass' Off :P

Annette created this thread

She will not be happy that someone is Claiming to have Cloned chris without Donating Moar DNA and well eerrr She's quite feisty over Chrissy :laugh3:

Gosh, you people! My Chris is IMAGINARY! Not real! A figment of my imagination!

 

IOW, please don't sue me.

 

:bigcry::whaaat: Rrrrg.

^do you think we really are cloning Chris:rolleyes:

Yes , YES I DO :D

I am currently learning about genes and DNA

Writing down notes to Clone Chris Martin in the back of my Biology Book (Hope the teacher doesn't think I'm like INSANE)

Ahaaa are you Talking about mee :rolleyes:

sorry chris can't be yours :rolleyes:

he is mine, Gena's and Kat's :cool:

:surprised:.......:awesome:

 

 

goopy should not be discussed here i hate her and don't want her name even to appear here:veryangry2:

and chrissy is usually alone and maybe needs us, when he is lonely and HORNY:sneaky:

 

THIS!

STFU about Paltroll

 

How dare you sully this threads good name with that slanderous filth!

 

 

There is no suing me. Why?

 

BECAUSE I WROTE VIVA LA VIDA!!!!

 

Its mine!

You stole it,

it vauguley sounds like three seconds of my song..... If I Could fLIE

Gena :lol:

She's trying to take Chris from us :cry:

:surprised:.......:awesome:

 

 

 

 

THIS!

STFU about Paltroll

 

How dare you sully this threads good name with that slanderous filth!

 

 

 

BECAUSE I WROTE VIVA LA VIDA!!!!

 

Its mine!

You stole it,

it vauguley sounds like three seconds of my song..... If I Could fLIE

 

Who are you, Joey Satriassface?

Dear Chris,

I'm so sorry for all of this.

I'll stop being a fangirl pwomise.

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