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Dear Chris Martin

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Dear Chris Martin,

If you ever visit this site, just know that I love you so much more than Gwyneth.

Infact all of us do :evil:

Dear Chris Martin,

I must be in heaven, beacause you're an angel :kiss:

Dear Chris Martin,

 

You have the sexiest voice in the world. And I'm addicted to it.

 

P.s. I am also addicted to your face. And, well, everything about you. :kiss:

Dear Chris Martin,

 

We have lots of axes and we know where your new recording studio is.

 

Love, Coldplaying x x

 

x

^ Thank you for bumping!

 

Dear Chris Martin,

WE'LL HAVE THREE BABEHZ AND THAT CORNFLAKE DOOR YOU ALWAYS WANTUUD :freak:

^ Haha Ian! :laugh3:

 

Dear Chris Martin,

 

I just saw pictures of movers loading a moving van at your house. And I know that Apple and Moses have these really big stuffed toys: a horse and a dinosaur.

 

Unless they were yours, which I would be totally fine with. :P

Haha Ian :evil:

 

Dear Chris Martin,

 

You and your cronies can run, but you most certainly cannot hide :evil: (for long :uhoh2: )

Teh fan girls will always find you :shy:

 

KTHXBAI xx

Dear Chris Martin,

 

We have lots of axes and we know where your new recording studio is.

 

Love, Coldplaying x x

 

x

 

:lol:

 

Big fuck off come to daddy axes?

Dear Chris Martin,

 

We have lots of axes and we know where your new recording studio is.

 

Love, Coldplaying x x

 

x

 

:lol:

 

Big fuck off come to daddy axes?

 

:lol::laugh3:

Dear Chris Martin,

 

I love you.

You are my hero.

You are my inspiration.

Your energy, charisma and charm, are outstandingly amazing.

Everything about you is wonderful.

 

Love,

 

Anne

Dear like Chris Martin and stuff.

In a recent study in the UOA, it seems that you are very handsome.

Dear Chris Martin ,

I'm not longer a fangirl of you

O hai Chris Martin, I am no longer a fangirl of yours :disappointed:

O hai Chris Martin, I am no longer a fangirl of yours :disappointed:

:cheesy: Join the club :cool:

LOL at this whole thread. Why are you no longer fangirls?

  • 1 month later...

Dear Chris Martin,

 

if theres no one beside you when your soul embarks

i'll follow you into the dark.

 

 

...just sayin :worried:

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