Mary, had a little bit of a fright. She worried that she was going to have to give birth, a week before her due date. She called Joseph back from his regular game of golf. He wasn't happy. He was beating the 3rd wise man.

 

Later on, it was all revealed to be fine. It was just a bit of wind (pumps/ farts etc.)

 

Joseph, was livid.

Utter tosh...everyone knows that golf wasn't invented until the 1980's as a by-product of the invention of the Rubik's Cube. Historically-speaking it is much more likely that he was playing netball, although some evidence could arguably point to tiddlywinks.

I'm writing a longer one on my blog, and I can assure you, all information contained within it is pure fact. James, the disciple, texted it to me.

When will these lies ever stop?!!

 

James, as most will thankfully already know, is on holiday at Sir Cliff Richard's £6m home in Barbados, where there is no mobile reception.

 

Next thing you'll be telling us the shepherd's didn't butcher their flocks by night and have a big shish kebab party :o Damn you, you revisionists!!

Well, whatever you've said in this thread, doesn't matter now, as my blog is finished.

 

http://theartofsillytalk.wordpress.com/2009/12/18/a-christmas-story-based-on-pure-facts/

 

If you want to know the truth, I'd read.

wut

I liked you better when you smoked, James.

I never smoked. Not even one stick of satan. Am I a different James?

Get off the sauce man. It ain't good for hitting that high G, I tell you what.

I don't drink also. I'm a fucking boring teenager.

YOU MOTHERFUCKER. IT'S COMPLETELY LEGAL TO DRINK AT YOUR AGE WHERE YOU LIVE I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL IM 21 YOU STUPID ASS FUCK. GO DRINK NOW OR ILL FUCKING FLY OVER THERE AND KILL YOU WITH A BROKEN PRINTER.

I agree. Go drink.

 

And I wont read this until you give me 17 reasons to.

I'm currently not 18, so it's not legal yet. That's one reason.

Oh well I didn't know that. Go drink anyway you fuck that's what I'm doing.

 

 

 

So James how be you?

Theres 3 minutes I'll never get back.

 

Dont give up the dream fraggs.

I be good, how be you?

 

I just downloaded a trial of video editing software! No, I need things to edit.

Theres 3 minutes I'll never get back.

 

Dont give up the dream fraggs.

 

Very rude!

I be good as well ARGHH.

 

ASIDE: We need a pirate smiley.

 

WEEKEND AT LAST!!

Just being honest, I got it, the style of humour, but didn't enjoy.

 

I'll lie next time.

I don't enjoy your faces style of humour!!!

 

I joke. And yes, please lie next time. It'd be great of you.

Haha. OK I'll humour you.

A light is shining upon thee.... James!

 

It all makes sense now...... *ahhhhhhhhhh!!!*

:inquisitive:

Jameseth

He wrote the King Jame Bible, you know.