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If you've cooked yourself too much food

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....you will either feel really good or really bad afterwards.

 

Because if you eat only half of it you can say "Heyyyy I've cooked myself some food today, but I only ate half of it!":awesome:

 

and if you eat all of it you'll feel bad, because you will say to yourself afterwards "damn I've made myself too much food and ate it all"

 

so, now I wonder why I feel bad when I ate too much:wtf:

 

erm

Because you feel too full? :thinking:

because you ate it so fast that you didnt realised you were starting to feel "I cant be more filled"?

what did you cook for yourself, Jules?!

I eat it and feel good.

I ate spaghetti with Pesto

 

that's all?

 

 

Now I'm feeling bad because that wouldn't be enough for me but I wouldn't eat the whole spaghetti either though.. meh!

 

I hear they have this problem in Africa all the time.

 

Bono would rape you for this thread.

I either freeze half and feel good that I cooked myself two meals, or I pack the leftovers up as lunch for school the next day.

Eating makes me sick most of the time. Half the time no matter what I eat I feel nauseous afterwards.

Nick your stomach sucks.

EXACTLY [/color][/i][/b][/font][/u] the same message as you (except for the full stop and the word school)

I met this guy who is pretty much allergic to everything.

 

He pretty much can't eat any cafe food so he has to cook for himself.

 

We think he's gonna be allergic to vagina if he ever gets any.

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I hear they have this problem in Africa all the time.

 

Bono would rape you for this thread.

 

I've always wanted to be raped by Bono:sweatdrop:

I met this guy who is pretty much allergic to everything.

 

He pretty much can't eat any cafe food so he has to cook for himself.

 

We think he's gonna be allergic to vagina if he ever gets any.

 

Oh my god I almost spat out my pasta when I read that

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