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*cynics, pessimists and general all around moody bastards*

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oh please, nothing to do with infintile behavior, nothing to do w/ attention, you're reading way too much into this, you know nothing about me. You haven't ever conversed w/ me and know nothing of what i'm about so let's just leave it there. This really isn't worth it, and we both should be in agreement on that, if we're not, well then you can say whatever you want here, i've heard it all before and worse and i'm far far worse on myself than anyone here could ever be, your words mean nothing to me. Good night.

 

RELAX why are you getting all worked up? There must be more important things for you to worry about then a fucking post on a message board by someone who will never mean anything to you or ever encounter again ever? Surely?

 

Cmon now, work with me here.

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it's no good ending with a rather nice sentance like "your words mean nothing to me. Good night" and then carrying on...tsk tsk

 

and as i said in my previous post, it's all to do with perception. You seem to think i'm worked up, as far from the truth as could possibly be. You percieve i'm worked up by the way you read into my responces, but there we go. humanity to a T.

 

and what is this to do with?

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actually, you know what, go ahead and reply with whatever the hell you want i'm not hanging around to read it, i've got less important things to do. Knock yourself out.

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disregard my last post, since you insist on persisting with this rather pointless exercise in tedium

what is this to do with? EXACTLY..i don't know, you started this, you tell me, and as for perception, well i can't read into responces but you seem to be able to from the very start by thinking a smilie is a witty retort, let's cast our mind back, you started all this, i'm not the one with the problem here, and so I can't tell what the problem is really, i'm not looking to percieve anything. And this is just ridiculous now it really is. Goodbye, and this time I mean it. Have Fun amigo, please for your own sake, loosen up.

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:lol:

 

THANK YOU!!! that's more like it!!! Bye :)

:lol:

 

you people make me laugh.

 

you ask the question why i do this....for fun. You get to know people pretty well. Of course it's all open to interpretation (spelling..meh), and perception but it's still fun.

 

I didn't start posting a thread of talking to myself and spamming. It's the spam that bothers me, unless it's spam with a great number of memembers learning new things. Maybe you're new to the message board world, as you were back in april according to your own posts, but i ma not. I have seen countless, countless threads doing this exact same thing. And it gets very very tiresome. which is another reason why i made my post. Say something people will pick up on, but do so in a way that can make you seem alot more innocent than you are.

 

you need to know how to play the game, some lessons you just learn through sitting back and reading and taking in, simply because we've never conversed does not mean i know nothing about you.

 

and for you information, i've been writing all this, this entire thread, with a smile. I;m far from tense, infact i'm feeling great. Different people have different ways of enjoying themselves. this was one way in which i could have fun.

 

especially since they made em take my banners away

^ :uhoh:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i am definitely a cynic, a pessimist, and yes, i must admit

generally an all around moody bastard chic!

:confused:

:stunned:

*Backs away*

 

 

^ 'Moody bastard chic!' :lol: :lol:

You know' date=' I think DrP wiping the coldplay photos from the V Festival off his digicam by mistake did something to his head :([/quote']

 

lol yeah I forgot about that bit :o :lol:

 

I wish I could say it started then, but it happened long ago

 

That sucks! I think I would have gone mad! :o

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:lol:

 

you people make me laugh.

 

you ask the question why i do this....for fun. You get to know people pretty well. Of course it's all open to interpretation (spelling..meh), and perception but it's still fun.

 

I didn't start posting a thread of talking to myself and spamming. It's the spam that bothers me, unless it's spam with a great number of memembers learning new things. Maybe you're new to the message board world, as you were back in april according to your own posts, but i ma not. I have seen countless, countless threads doing this exact same thing. And it gets very very tiresome. which is another reason why i made my post. Say something people will pick up on, but do so in a way that can make you seem alot more innocent than you are.

 

you need to know how to play the game, some lessons you just learn through sitting back and reading and taking in, simply because we've never conversed does not mean i know nothing about you.

 

and for you information, i've been writing all this, this entire thread, with a smile. I;m far from tense, infact i'm feeling great. Different people have different ways of enjoying themselves. this was one way in which i could have fun.

 

especially since they made em take my banners away

 

point taken. I had a smile on my face too :) Despite being a moody bastard and all. As for my random off topic comments, well I try to keep them to appropriate general threads, and well so far no one has raised any serious objections apart from you, so I accept what you're saying. Duely noted. In fact I was thinking about that and that's why I started this thread, so I could have my own brand of fun in here and everyone else can play elsewhere should they choose. And i'm sorry but the fact that we've never conversed DOES mean you know nothing about me..I mean you see a handful of my posts and you know who I am and understand me??? You'd have to be some sort of mystical genius for that. But well we'll have to agree to disagree on that I guess. And I think we've more than flogged this dead horse now! :D

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*ahem* Back ON topic now :D :

 

I actually DID start this thread for cynics, pessimists and moody bastards to revel in our glorious wonderful outlook on life :stunned: :lol: soooooooooo:

 

"Please don't put a strain on our friendship by asking me to do something for you."

 

:dozey:

 

;)

i am a mystical genious..gregg

that's more like it

i am definitely a cynic, a pessimist, and yes, i must admit

generally an all around moody bastard chic!

:confused:

 

 

I'm a cynic :rolleyes: but I'm not a moody bastard :P

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A Cynics Guide To Life

 

 

 

 

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. I believe for every drop of rain that falls, a flower grows. And a foundation leaks And a ball game gets rained out And a car rusts and... Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill. Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either, just leave me alone. If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone. Just take another road. That's why the highway department made so many of them. If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek. Nothing gets the message across like a good mooning. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard near the phone. That way, when a salesman calls, you can hold the receiver up to it and run your fingernails across it until he hangs up. Each day I try to enjoy something from each of the four food groups: the bonbon group, the salty-snack group, the caffeine group, and the "whatever-the-thing-in-the-tinfoil-in-the-back-of-the-fridge-is" group. Into every life some rain must fall. Usually when your car windows are down. Just remember... You gotta break some eggs to make a real mess on the neighbor's car! When you find yourself getting irritated with someone, try to remember that all men are brothers... and just give them a noogie or an Indian burn. This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket. That's the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over. It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot. Keep your nose to the grindstone and your shoulder to the wheel...it's cheaper than plastic surgery. This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land and get off my land Love is like a roller coaster: when it's good you don't want to get off, and when it isn't... you can't wait to throw up.

 

:dozey:

That is soo good! :D

"Do not walk beside me, either, just leave me alone"

:lol: :lol:

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i like the line about the roses and the very last line :lol:

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Lady Astor:"Winston, you are drunk"

Winston Churchill: "Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober"

:stunned: :lol:

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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

George Carlin

 

:lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

Oh, DrPolitik, why do you make me laugh so much? Don't you know what this is doing to me?!! :D

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In a recent television show in the UK, actor and comedian John Cleese explained three reasons why the British are superior to Americans:

1. They speak English.

2. When they host a world championship they invite other countries.

3. Visitors to the head of state are only expected to go down on one knee.

 

:stunned: :lol:

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